A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things. Credit for cover image goes to Hellspawn415
We open with a shot of Keekee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie, You and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!
Y/N: The only one you need to worry about is Niffty. (whispering) You've been locking your door and checking your vents at night, right?
He nods.
Sir Pentious: Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.
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A/N: Fun fact, Odette and Clara are named after the protagonists from Swan Lake and The Nutcracker to fit with Carmilla's Ballerina motif.
Odette:*holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase. (walks out with Clara)
Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You're buying parts from an Overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Y/N: Yeah, we know. I've come across her work before. It's topnotch craftsmanship, but practically every scumbag who's taken a shot at me with angelic weaponry has gotten it from her company. You can't have these.
You start wheeling the supplies away.
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
