Anson: Alright, I've been looking forward to this episode for a while!
Wolf: (backwards) I can't wait for the audience to get horrible nightmares from the monster!
Anson: ...What?!
Scene opens on Millie entering the building, holding a try of coffee and happily humming to herself.
She rides up the elevator and passes by Verosika's crew.
Millie: Howdy! Fine mornin'! Another day (kicks office door open) in Paradise!
She takes in the office being cluttered in junk, looking at you burn a taxidermy Owl with your pyrokinesis.
Millie: Puppy?!
Y/N: (huge yawn) Hey, Mills. What are you doing here this late?
Millie: It's 7:00 AM.
Y/N: Oh, shit. It's morning.
Millie: Uh, yeah. Have y'all been here all night? And what are you doing?
Y/N: (taking coffee tray) Blitzo bought 2,000 taxidermy Owls and tried to make Loona and Strika stay over night to burn them. So I said "BLITZO!"
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Y/N: "That's not happening. I'll stay over night and do it." And then he said "Fine, but you have to burn them one by one, no giant fireballs" so here we are.
You eat the entire coffee tray as Loona and Strika burst in and hug you tightly.
Loona: Are you ok?
Strika: Puppy, you know you didn't have to do that for us, right?
Y/N: Just because Blitzo is feeling mopey in-between hits over Stolas dumping his ass and having an epiphany that he's not some innocent victim in his failed relationships doesn't give him the right to take it out on you.
Loona and Strika kiss you on either cheek.
A knock on the door sounds and Millie opens it to show Wally Wackford dressed like a delivery man.
Y/N: (annoyed) What do you want, Wackford?
Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaaacky Owls!
Y/N: Fuuuuuuck...
Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you, like, wanna hang out or something-
Loona slams the door in his face.
Wally: (from behind door) Okay! That answers that, I say, I say!
