Dad Beat Dad

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A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens on you and Vaggie sleeping in bed together. You are shown facing each other in bed with your tail wrapped around her and Vaggie's hand in a position that indicates it would be on Charlie's chest if she were in bed as well. Your face still has a few faint cuts and you still have some gauze around your ribs from when you tried to assassinate Valentino.

Y/N: Good morning, Persephone.

Vaggie: Good morning, Hades.

The two of you lean in and gently kiss each other before noticing that Charlie isn't present.

Vaggie: Charlie?

The two of you get dressed and go downstairs, seeing Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her.

Charlie: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)

Angel: Yikes.

Charlie: Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Y/N: Charlie? Babe? Is everything ok?

Charlie: Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. (Crushes paper with hand) We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we don't have much time left before the Angels come! (manic laughter)

 (Crushes paper with hand) We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we don't have much time left before the Angels come! (manic laughter)

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Charlie: And at this rate-

Vaggie: Maybe it's time-

Charlie: No!

Vaggie: To call-

Charlie: Don't say it!

Vaggie: Your dad.

Charlie groans.

Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.

Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone".

Y/N: He really said that, or are you just assuming?

Charlie: (gasps) Wait, that's it!

Y/N: Kill everyone? 'Cause I'm still not 100% after I tried to kill Valentino.

Charlie: No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!

Y/N: We already tried that and literally got kicked out of the room. At least, they kicked me out, they just spun you. (twirls your tail for emphasis)

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