Guys Night

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It is the morning after your threesome with Loona and Verosika. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown watching a Cannibal cooking segment featuring Jeffrey Dahmer with bored expressions.

Blitzo: They won't play our ad on their network, but they'll let fucking Jeffrey on primetime television.

Moxxie: Sir, people mostly see us as a laughing stock. This guy has a reputation for being one of the most deranged Serial Killers in Human history as well as being a Cannibal and a Necrophile.

Blitzo: ...Shut up, Moxxie. 

The three of them jump as Loona kicks the door open with a cheerful expression on her face.

Loona: (Sing-songly) Good morning!

Moxxie:

Millie: Someone's in a good mood

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Millie: Someone's in a good mood.

Loona: Well, yeah. I did spend a lot of time thinking how perfect it was riding Y/N for hours.

Blitzo: Spits Coffee

Moxxie: Spits Coffee

Millie:

Blitzo: What-

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Blitzo: What-

Moxxie: the-

Blitzo: fuck-

Moxxie: -Loona?!

Millie: Oh hush up. There's nothing wrong with a woman bragging about her sexual experience. (Whispering to Loona) Is he a Dom or a Sub?

Loona: (Whispering) Total Sub. 

Cut to you walking to the office building when you hear a familiar voice shout-

???: Get the fuck off of me! Do you know who I work for?!

You turned around a corner and saw Kiki pinned against the wall by two thugs.

Thug 1: Just relax, baby.

Thug 2: You'll definitely enjoy this.

Bang!

The first thug drops dead with a bullet wound in his forehead. The other thug and Kiki turn and see you holding a gun while your eyes glow red.

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