It is the morning after your threesome with Loona and Verosika. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown watching a Cannibal cooking segment featuring Jeffrey Dahmer with bored expressions.
Blitzo: They won't play our ad on their network, but they'll let fucking Jeffrey on primetime television.
Moxxie: Sir, people mostly see us as a laughing stock. This guy has a reputation for being one of the most deranged Serial Killers in Human history as well as being a Cannibal and a Necrophile.
Blitzo: ...Shut up, Moxxie.
The three of them jump as Loona kicks the door open with a cheerful expression on her face.
Loona: (Sing-songly) Good morning!
Moxxie:
Millie: Someone's in a good mood.
Loona: Well, yeah. I did spend a lot of time thinking how perfect it was riding Y/N for hours.
Blitzo: Spits Coffee
Moxxie: Spits Coffee
Millie:
Blitzo: What-
Moxxie: the-
Blitzo: fuck-
Moxxie: -Loona?!
Millie: Oh hush up. There's nothing wrong with a woman bragging about her sexual experience. (Whispering to Loona) Is he a Dom or a Sub?
Loona: (Whispering) Total Sub.
Cut to you walking to the office building when you hear a familiar voice shout-
???: Get the fuck off of me! Do you know who I work for?!
You turned around a corner and saw Kiki pinned against the wall by two thugs.
Thug 1: Just relax, baby.
Thug 2: You'll definitely enjoy this.
Bang!
The first thug drops dead with a bullet wound in his forehead. The other thug and Kiki turn and see you holding a gun while your eyes glow red.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
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