A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few aspects. Shorter chapter I wanted to do for fun since the idea just came to me one day.
Scene opens on IMP sans Blitzo and Verosika's crew lounging around the office. You are looking at your phone making this face
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Y/N: Oh, for fuck's sake, really?!
Loona and Verosika: What's wrong, Puppy?
Y/N: Larry Pool caught got running a massive scam and is trying to shift the blame or make it seem like people are lying.
Verosika: Seriously?! How does this worthless motherfucker even still have fans after what he did in the Japanese Suicide Forest five years ago?
Y/N: Seriously! I just don't get how people even supported this scam in the first place. He exploited a dead man for views and and followed up with a half-assed apology in which several people called him out. His career should've ended then and there. (sarcastic) I love the Internet.
Moxxie: (looking at your phone) ...Looking at his social media posts, I think it's safe to say that this man is a sociopath who only cares about himself.
Y/N: That's what I'm sayin'! (eyes glowing) UuuaaaAAAAGGHHH!
Cut to Blitzo walking to the building when a flaming TV is launched through the window.
A/N: Yes, this is a Gravity Falls reference
Blitzo: Hey!
Y/N: (embarrassed) ...I'll buy a new one.
Scene transitions to the next day. IMP is boredly sitting around their office while Blitzo prattles on about how business is slowing down. Moxxie and Millie are half-assedly shooting nerf guns at each other, Loona is absent-mindedly scrolling on her phone, and you look ready to fall asleep.
Blitzo: Alright, any ideas on how we can get some more money?
Millie: What about a car wash?
Blitzo: I'll say it again, Millie. This is Hell, no one cares about cars being clean here.
Millie: A bikini car wash?
You and Moxxie immediately get flustered at the idea of seeing Loona and Millie in bikinis.
Loona: Yeah, no. The only person I wear a Bikini for is Y/N. Or Verosika. Roxy, or Vaggie if I'm feeling generous
You look around the room and your eyes fall on the Verosika calendar you bought.
Y/N: We could try making our own versions of those calendars. Verosika told me how well they sold.
