A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf, who was a big help with this chapter.
Sometime after Season 1.
Scene opens on a small Irish town on St Patrick's Day where you, Vortex, Moxxie, Ace, Josh, Kat, and Blitzo are going on a pub crawl.
You, Vortex, and Incubi are in your human disguises while Moxxie and Blitzo are dressed as Leprechauns to hide that they're Imps.
Naturally, you're all wearing Green for the Holiday; You are wearing the shirt Charlie gave you on Valentine's Day and green garters with gold trim and a green four-leaf clover around both of your biceps, Vortex is wearing a green vest, Kat is wearing a green sleeveless hoodie with a shamrock on it, Josh has a shirt with a picture of a shamrock, Ace is shirtless with a green jacket and shamrock pasties, and the two Imps are, as mentioned, dressed as Leprechauns.
Vortex: What pubs are we going to?
Y/N: They're all on this route;
As you narrate, the various pubs and their signs/logos are shown
The Cracked Sheleighly (the sign shows a sheleighly being broken over someone's head)
2nd Time Around (the sign shows two pitchers of beer)
The Band of Brothers (the sign shows seven hands linked together)
The Shifty Companion (the sign shows six masks smiling with a 7th devious looking mask hidden amongst them)
The Bloody Knuckles (the sign shows a muscular man with no shirt, a bald head, large handlebar mustache, and wrapped up fists with bloody knuckles)
The Lucky Coincidence (the sign is a gold horseshoe)
Ending with
St Patrick's End (the sign shows a burning four-leaf clover)
Vortex: This is gonna be a fun St Patrick's Day.
Moxxie and the Incubi: Dis gon b gud.
Blitzo: (smug) Hey, Y/N. Where'd you get those garters, you got a secret life we don't know about?
Y/N: One's from your daughter and the other is from your ex-girlfriend.
Blitzo: Oh. ...wait, WHAT?!
Flashback to that morning.
You had just gotten out of the shower after having a three-way with Loona and Verosika. There's St Patrick's Day lingerie on the ground. Both of them are still recovering from the passionate fornication and are wearing a matching shade of green lipstick and have Shamrocks painted on their cheeks.
Y/N: (looking through your clothes) I seriously don't have anything green to wear?
Verosika: What's wrong, Puppy?
Y/N: (sitting at the end of the bed) It's St Patrick's Day, I have to meet the guys soon, and I have nothing green to wear.
Loona: We can help with that.
You turn around and see both women posing seductively, with Loona presenting her left leg and Verosika presenting her right.
Y/N: (tail wagging) 0_0
Loona and Verosika: Take our garters, Puppy.
Y/N: Thanks, Sun and Moon of my life.
You reach for the garters, only to have your hands pushed away
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
