A/N: Short chapter featuring two popular background hounds (backhounds?). Hard to make chapters about random background characters long. Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple things.
Not long after the events of Queen Bee
Scene opens on Esme and Harley alone in their apartment.
Esme: (checking the time) Ok. Y/N should be here soon, just don't scare him off like you did the last guy who was interested in us.
Harley: (scoffs) How exactly did I "scare him off"?
Esme: You showed him your baseball bat when it had blood on it. (beat) It still has blood on it!
Harley: Not my fault those solicitors can't take a fucking hint. Besides, there's no way Y/N scares easily.
The two of them hear knocking on the door.
Harley looks through the peephole and smirks before pulling her top down to the point it barely covers her chest.
She opens the door and leans on the frame seductively.
Harley: Hey, big boy.
Y/N: (flustered) Hey, Har-
You're cut off as Harley jumps and wraps her legs around your waist before kissing you roughly.
Esme: (smirking) Harley. Down, girl.
Harley: (smirking) Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Y/N: (flustered) You don't have anything to be sorry for, Harley. You gals ready to get going?
Esme: (pressing herself against you) After you... (boops your snoot) Puppy.
Cut to the three of you in a bar together, with you sandwiched in-between the two hounds.
Esme: By the way, I really liked your singing at Bee's party. How'd you get into that?
Y/N: I did some theatre in high school and ended up getting cast in Cats.
Harley: Makes sense. (bedroom eyes) You are a pretty skilled dancer. Seeing you up on Bee's stage got me all hot and bothered.
You blush and turn away.
Y/N: (flustered) Thanks, Harley.
As you turn away with a flustered expression, you don't notice the two of them sharing a mischievous look before Harley gets off her bar stool.
Y/N: (to Esme) So, how did you meet- (surprised dog yip)
You look down and see Harley with her muzzle near your crotch and giving you bedroom eyes.
Esme puts her finger under your chin.
Esme: Try to keep a straight face, baby.
With that, Harley slightly pulls your pants down and starts deep-throating you, while Esme kisses you to muffle your moans.
This goes on for a couple minutes before you climax. Esme teasingly hugs your face to her chest while Harley swallows your whole load, causing her choker to snap.
She gets back in her seat before licking your cheek.
Harley: (leaning her head on your shoulder) Nothing like a little public exhibition.
You let out a scaroused dog whimper as Esme and Harley kiss you on either cheek.
Cut back to Esme and Harley's apartment.
As soon as you enter, the two of them press you against the wall and kiss your neck while you slide your hands down their backs and grab their asses.
The two of them guide you over to their bed before stripping naked, putting on a show for you in the process.
Harley then gets ready to mount you while Esme positions herself over your face.
Esme: Just pull my tail if you need to breathe.
Harley: I'm gonna show you why you *should* stick your dick in crazy.
Harley slams herself on top of you and yips in pleasure as you start eating out Esme.
Esme: (groping her breast) Oh, yeah. Good boy.
Harley: Better keep up with me, Puppy! Because there's no way I'm slowing down. (slightly unhinged laugh)
Harley slightly scratches your chest and Esme runs her hands through your hair until the three of you climax.
Esme: Loona wasn't kidding about how good you are at that. (gets ready to ride you) Just take your time, babe.
Esme starts gently riding you while Harley crawls up so you're face to face.
Harley: (kissing your cheek) I wasn't too rough with you, was I?
Y/N: (petting her behind the ears) Not at all, my pretty little psycho.
Harley lets out a happy sounding bark and smothers you with kisses and licks while Esme gently rides you until the two of you climax again.
The two of them nuzzle up to you before you fall asleep.
Cut to the next morning with you making Coffee and Harley proudly wearing a shirt that says "He snapped my choker".
End of Chapter.
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