Scene opens on you and Millie waiting at a bus stop.
Millie checks the time on her phone. Her lock screen shows Joe jovially slapping you on the back, while you have a pained smile.
Millie: Thanks for deciding to have a day out with me and my sis, Puppy.
Y/N: No problem, Mills. It's been way too long since I've managed to get some solo time with both of Hell's Southern Belles.
You wrap your tail around her. She giggles and kisses you on the cheek.
A bus from Wrath pulls up and you and Millie grin in excitement. Millie squeals and rushes forward towards the front.
The backdoor opens and you lock eyes with Sallie May, the two of you grinning widely.
Before you can say anything, Sallie May runs and wraps her legs around your waist, kissing you roughly.
Pan to Millie obliviously hugging a random stranger, with him looking annoyed. You and Sallie May break apart and see what's going on.
Sallie May: Psst, Mills.
Y/N: *That's* not your sister.
Millie looks up and sees the random stranger.
Millie: Ew! Get off of me!
She pushes him away and runs at Sallie May
Millie and Sallie May: (hugging each other) Sister!
Millie: You finally found time to make it out more!
Sallie May: This isn't my first rodeo.
Y/N: Yeah, but it's the first time the three of us just get to hang out in Pride, without there being some sort of special occasion or emergency.
Millie: Come on, I've got the whole day planned out!
Sallie May: (sarcastic) Wow, the whole day! (regularly) You two sure you don't need to run off to Earth to off some scumbag?
Y/N: Nah, business has been slow lately, and even if a client does come by, Loona is perfectly capable of helping Blitzo and Moxxie out without us. (teasing) So, you're stuck with us.
Sallie May: Damn, ain't I special! Where are we startin'?
Sallie raises her hands above her head, and Millie sniffs her armpits and is disgusted
Millie: We'll...uh...start with a day spa, and some shoppin'...No offense, Sal, but you smell like hog ass.
Y/N: (sniffs) Sorry, babe, but take it from a Dog. You do.
Sallie May: I do not, Mr. (sways hips) definitely bathes regular- (sniffs armpit) Oh! Uh, no. No, yep. You're right that's- that is definitely hog ass.
Millie: Come on! Let's tear this town to shreds!
Sallie May: Yee-fuckin'-haw! (realizes something) Wait, won't we need a car or something?
Y/N: We can take my cruiser.
You summon it in front of the three of you.
Millie: Are you allowed to use that for anything other than Guard Dog of Hell stuff?
Y/N: (teasingly) What're you gonna do, call a cop?
Y/N, Millie, and Sallie May: (beat) Hysterical laughter
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
