Credit to Renowned Wolf for the scenario
Takes place after the events of Season 1.
Scene opens on you and Millie arriving at the Rough and Tumbleweed ranch
Millie: Thanks for volunteering to help with my family's ranch, Y/N.
Y/N: It's no trouble at all, Mills. I know that Moxxie and Verosika wouldn't be up for it, Blitzo wanted a "Daddy/Daughter Day" with Loona, and we deserve a break after taking down that mob boss in New York.
Millie: He couldn't think of anything more creative than "The Butcher"?
Y/N: Eh. I think most gangsters care more about their nicknames sounding intimidating than creative.
Millie: Fair enough. (seductively) It was still pretty hot when you killed him with his own cleaver.
She gives you bedroom eyes and kisses your belt buckle.
Millie: Mama's definitely taking care of you later.
Y/N: (seductively) Looking forward to it, my feisty Southern Belle.
You catch her off guard by slapping her on the ass, causing her to yelp in surprise and arousal.
You knock on the door and are greeted by Lin.
Lin: It's good to see you again, Y/N.
Y/N: You as well, Lin. And you look radiant this afternoon.
Lin: Where do you think my girls get it from, you flatterer?
Y/N: Got me there. So, what needs to get done?
Lin: You can start with feeding these Hellhogs. (gestures to Pen)
Y/N: No problem.
You effortlessly pick up a dead animal carcass and hoist it over your shoulder.
Lin: Oof. Mama needs some of that.
You toss the carcass into the Pen, using your telekinesis to prevent one of them from getting too close to you.
Scene transitions to you hauling Hay into a pick-up trick with one of Millie's brothers behind the wheel. You wipe your brow and take your shirt off.
Lin: Blushing up a storm
As you wipe more sweat off your brow, Lin approaches with you a beer.
Lin: Never seen anyone who wasn't family volunteer for farm work before, especially not a city slicker. You deserve a drink.
Y/N: Thanks, Lin.
You drink while Lin ogles you while biting her lower lip.
Lin: You treating my girls right?
Y/N: Of course, I treat all the women in my life like a knight treats a princess.
A/N: Against Blitz-O's thought process of treating Verosika like garbage, blowing her money, and ditching her. I am not letting off, Blitz-O deserves to be called out on this shit.
Lin leans against a post and unbuttons her shirt, purposefully showing off her cleavage, before putting her hand on her hip and giving you a sultry gaze. Due to you being tired, you weren't catching on that she was trying to seduce you.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.