Scene opens in a dark laboratory in the Pride Ring. A large amount of medical and technical equipment is shown as Loopty Goopty and Lyle Lipton enter.
A/N: Doc Ock and Eggman rip-offs...
Loopty: You know old friend, I can hardly believe it's been almost three months since we first stumbled upon this specimen.
Lyle: Indeed. Time does fly when we're working on our inventions together. (slaps Loopty on the ass)
A/N: Those two are gay. You can't convince me otherwise
They turn the lights on and an unconscious figure is shown strapped to an operating table. The only flesh and blood body parts of the figure are his head and spinal cord. The rest has been replaced with robotic upgrades similar to General Grievous.
As you may have guessed, this figure is Agent 3. The deranged DHORKS clone of you that you had defeated a long time ago.
Loopty presses a switch next to his head and blue electricity arcs throughout his mechanized body, jolting him awake.
Agent 3: Where am I? ...Who are you people?
Loopty: Apologies, good sir. I am Loopty Goopty. Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!
Lyle: It's a good thing we discovered you when we did. You were near double death!
Agent 3: I don't- I don't remember who I am.
Loopty: Odd. When we discovered you, I thought you were this fellow!
He shoves a magazine with you on the cover in his face. The text reads Son of Cerberus spills the Tea on his enemies. "Stella can try all she wants, that's practically her job as an arch-nemesis. What do you mean Sir Pentious says my nemesis?!"
Agent 3 looks at the cover. From his POV, text appears that says "Loading memory banks"
He plays back several memories involving your fights with him, replaying one moment in particular.
Y/N: Now be a good Dog and die! (slash). Now be a good Dog and die! (slash). Now be a good Dog and die! (slash)
Agent 3: RAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!!
He breaks free from the restraints
Lyle: My word-
Agent 3 hits both of them with fireballs and sends them flying across the room and out the building before looking in the mirror. Seeing for his own eyes that most of his body, including his tail, has been replaced with a metal exo-skeleton.
He reaches out and gently touches his reflection before he breaks down in psychotic laughter
Agent 3:
Transition to IMP/Verosika's office building
Blitzo: Where the fuck is Y/N?
Millie: He's on earth celebrating his Ma's birthday.
Moxxie: He told you about a dozen times, sir. You just weren't listening.
Loona's ears suddenly perk up.
Loona: Guys...something's coming.
At the same time, Vortex and Cyclone burst into Verosika's studio
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
