IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Growing the Legion

A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things

Opening scene...at the Legion of Doom!

Mammon, the Angry Birds, Crimson, and Mecha Y/N are sitting at a circular table.

Mammon: Right, if we're really gonna be a serious organization, we're gonna have to expand. 

Stella: We have plenty-

Mammon: We have you and thankfully your brother, a mob boss, a cyborg supervillain, and me. Those annoying ass Cherubs don't count.

Keenie flips him off while chugging alcohol.

Mammon: We need to expand! And not the way you do, Stella.

Stella: O_o

Mammon: 'Cause I'm not gonna lie; you ain't thicc. You're just a bit chungo.  

Stella's face turns beet red in indignation. Crimson tries to stifle a laugh, while Mecha-Y/N laughs so hard he ends up falling over backwards in his chair.

Mecha-Y/N: I'm OK! 

Mammon: Anyway, from what all of you have told me; you have some candidates in mind.

Andrealphus: That is correct, sire. 

He shows Mammon pictures of Vikki and her posse, Vox and Valentino, and Katie Killjoy.

Mecha-Y/N: Vikki is definitely a wanna-be status climber, and her two friends will follow her anywhere. As long as we manage to convince them joining the Legion will raise Vikki's status, they're in. Valentino doesn't care for Y/N. If we get him, we can easily snag Vox as well.

Crimson: Plus, Killjoy is no fan of Y/N either. It shouldn't take much to get her to join.

Mammon: Good. Good. Mecha-Y/N, you're coming with me to Greed. There are two more potential recruits we gotta speak to as well.

He teleports the two of them out of the lair. Unknown to everyone else, Keenie discreetly fires off a text to Strika.

Keenie: (text) Just a heads up; Mammon's talking about growing the Legion. I think these scumbags are gonna try to make a major move soon.

Strika: (text) I'll let Y/N and the rest know. Thx.

Cut to the Greed Ring.

Mammon and Mecha-Y/N suddenly appear on a street, Mecha-Y/N is shown coughing due to the smoke Mammon gives off when he teleports.

Mecha-Y/N: So, who are we here for?

Mammon: Look there.

He points at a TV displaying a commercial.

Mammon: (commercial) It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand -

He showcases the new robotic androids of the original Glitz and Glam.

Mammon: (commercial) The Glammies! We got Glammies for every occasion!

The commercial shows various Robo Glam Sisters that are branded for every purposes and skills such as one being stomped on, firewomen, therapists, two waiting in a shopping line, as  doctors, two that were big and obese before deflating into being small and skinny, Two where Hellhound kids were chewing on while fighting over it, two being used by teen imps as chairs, and two being used for sexual purposes.