A/N: This was inspired by the character introduction sneak peaks that have been released on social media over the past few days.
Y/N: (narrating) Of course, you already know who I am.
Cut to you confronting a group of demons and changing into your full demon form
Y/N: (demonic) The Son of Cerberus!
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Y/N: (narrating) Because I promised Charlie and Vaggie that I'd get more involved with the Hotel, I'm taking a step back from IMP for a little bit and taking an official job with them.
A title card reads "Y/N; Security" with you posing in a suave manner and having sunglasses propped up on your forehead.
Y/N: (narrating) Now I'm involved with every day activities-
Cut to the trust fall. You catch Charlie, Vaggie, and Alastra before using your telekinesis to catch Angel Dust and Niffty.
Angel Dust and Niffty: Da fuck?!/Oh, come on!
Y/N: What? No one said telekinesis was off the table. Don't be pervs next time. (drops them with a thud)
Cut to you at the bar
Y/N: (nervous chuckle) Niffty, remember that talk we had about the 30ft rule? (demonic) Obey it, or I'm changing it to 60 ft!
Y/N: (narrating) Dealing with the Legion expanding-
Clips show you punching Vox hard enough to break his screen, ripping Valentino's gold tooth out, and blasting Katie Killjoy with a fireball
Y/N: (narrating) And the assholes in Heaven once again coming down to slaughter us-
Clips show you getting tackled by Lute and stealing Adam's Guitar from him during a fight.
Y/N: (narrating) But, as long as all my loved ones are by my side-
Cut to you getting ready to fight the Exorcists with Bee, Ozzie, Cerberus, Stolas and Via, IMP, Verosika's group, and the Hotel Crew.
Cut to you sitting in the lobby and breaking the fourth wall.
Y/N: We just might get through this.
You sip from a coffee mug that depicts two dog paws making a stop gesture and says "Ok, Paws!"
Y/N: Ahh. So peaceful.
Pan out to show you force choking Sir Pentious and Niffty with one hand. Sir Pentious for insisting he's your nemesis and Niffty for being creepy.
Charlie is shown crossing her arms and tapping her foot.
Y/N: Yeah, I'll let them go.
Charlie shrugs and walks away.
Y/N: (to the audience) After I'm done with my Coffee. (winks)
