IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

The Lawsuit

A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few things.

The only people shown in the office are Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.

Loona: (cutely playing with her hair) Hung out with the other hounds at one of Bee's parties last night. We tore shit up!

Moxxie and Millie don't respond and instead give her judgmental looks in retaliation for not acknowledging when Moxxie said he lost two pounds.

Loona: I...have...(slamming hands on table) friends!

You teleport into the office with flames in your eyes and start stomping around the room and swearing similar to Millie.

Y/N: I am sick of this ugly-ass harpy she-bitch! I just want to pluck off all her feathers, rip off that beak so I don't have to listen to her grating nails on a chalkboard voice and-

You punch a button labeled "please die" and a cutout of Stella pops up, which you proceed to maul like a savage dog before burning the pieces to ash.

Loona pulls you into a hug.

Loona: It's alright, Puppy. Mama's here.

She affectionately pets you and you calm down and snuggle into Loona, putting your face into her sweater puppies.

Loona: That's right, just snuggle up with Mommy.

She kisses your forehead and continues to pet you.

Moxxie: (scaroused) Everything alright, Y/N?

Y/N: Yeah...yeah. Just found out that Stella and her dipshit brother are planning to sue me.

Moxxie: Oh. ...Oh.

Y/N: Yeah, I got a letter that they want to take me to court over "callously harassing an upstanding member of Hell's hierarchy". Every time I see her stupid face, I can't help it, I just need to-

You punch a filing cabinet with an angry yell while Blitzo comes out of his office.

Blitzo: What the fuck is all the yelling about?! I'm trying to mastur- talk to a client.

Millie: Y/N's getting sued.

Blitzo: What?! By who?

Everyone else: Stella.

Blitzo: Ugh, her again? Can't you just kill her? Aren't you technically a Prince?

Y/N: (through gritted teeth) If only it were that easy.

Millie: So what are you gonna do?

Y/N: The note says she and her brother are willing to meet with me and discuss just how much I "owe" her. Even though the only thing I "owe" her is my (demonic) fist in her face!

Moxxie: Well, maybe this is your chance to size up her brother. For all we know, he could be the more reasonable one.

Y/N: Fine, I'll go. But I'm not happy about it!

Cut to the Legion of Doom in Crimson's mansion. Stella and Andrealphus are talking while Mecha-Y/N tinkers with a series of small, circular decives. 

Andrealphus: Stella, remember, at least try to be civil to Y/N when we meet with him.

Stella: (whiney) Ohhhhh, but I want to just blast him on the spot!