It is three weeks after Stella's meeting with Strika. Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are watching TV in IMP's office while you are looking at your phone and Loona sleeps with her head on your shoulder.
A commercial starts and a Cherub resembling an infant flies in front of the screen, flying in front of a section of Heaven called Cherub Town
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Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings.
Blitzo shoots the TV in annoyance.
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Moxxie, give me another.
Y/N: How many of those things do we even have?
Blitzo: Eh. Enough.
Moxxie nervously sweeps the flaming debris away and sets up another TV. The 666 news logo appears.
Blitzo: Eh, as much as I hate Katie Killjoy, not feeling it. Next!
Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo, Millie, and Y/N look bored.
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going.
Moxxie changes the channel again. This time, it features an ad starring Wally Wackford.
Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money!
He leans closer with a pleading expression.
Wally Wackford: Please! I'm very desperate!
Y/N: What an idiot.
Blitzo: Bingo!
He shoots the TV and it explodes.
Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!
A sudden shaking causes Loona to wake up while her cup spills.
Loona: Guys. Do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh shit. Is that a hell shake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Y/N: (Holding a shivering Loona bridal-style) We got something similar on Earth. Except we just called them earthquakes.
