Scene opens on a profile of a IMP's latest target, Emberlynn Pinkle, showing a client wants her dead for supposed incestuous shipping.
Cut to Blitzo in the human world, talking on the phone.
Blitzo: Aw, thanks Mills, but I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it. Hey, look. I already had to sit through that French hog shit with Moxxie, and Y/N, Loona, and Strika all said "not it" faster than you. Bye, Mills!
He hangs up and skittles towards Emberlynn's house. He looks through a window and sees her parents distracted watching TV before climbing up a tree.
He looks in the window to Emberlynn's bedroom and sees her watching an anime on her computer with cat-ear headphones on.
Blitzo: (chuckles) Bingo. (crawling on branch) B-Y-N-G-O.
He takes out his knife and uses it to pry Emberlynn's window open, singing to himself while she remains oblivious.
Blitzo: (sing-song) I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da dun! (approaching Emberlynn) I love killing things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch!
He goes to stab Emberlynn, but surprisingly his knife bounces off a magical shield around her, causing him to accidentally elbow himself.
Blitzo: Ow! What the fuck?!
He falls to the ground and his knife flies into a Baphomet plushie on Emberlynn's desk, causing her to fall out of her chair in surprise.
She sees Blitzo for the first time and gets aroused.
Emberlynn: Oohhh.
Cut to Emberlynn's parents.
Mr. Pinkle: Ugh, must be watching one of them damn "hen-tays" again.
Mrs. Pinkle: Why won't she leave?!
Cut back to Emberlynn and Blitzo.
Emberlynn: Oh my god! What...are you?
Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!
Emberlynn's necklace flares up again, protecting her as Blitzo charges, knocking him to the ground.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.