Mission: Weeaboo-boo

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Scene opens on a profile of a IMP's latest target, Emberlynn Pinkle, showing a client wants her dead for supposed incestuous shipping.

Scene opens on a profile of a IMP's latest target, Emberlynn Pinkle, showing a client wants her dead for supposed incestuous shipping

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Cut to Blitzo in the human world, talking on the phone.

Blitzo: Aw, thanks Mills, but I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it. Hey, look. I already had to sit through that French hog shit with Moxxie, and Y/N, Loona, and Strika all said "not it" faster than you. Bye, Mills!

He hangs up and skittles towards Emberlynn's house. He looks through a window and sees her parents distracted watching TV before climbing up a tree.

He looks in the window to Emberlynn's bedroom and sees her watching an anime on her computer with cat-ear headphones on. 

Blitzo: (chuckles) Bingo. (crawling on branch) B-Y-N-G-O.

He takes out his knife and uses it to pry Emberlynn's window open, singing to himself while she remains oblivious.

Blitzo: (sing-song) I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da dun! (approaching Emberlynn) I love killing things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch!

He goes to stab Emberlynn, but surprisingly his knife bounces off a magical shield around her, causing him to accidentally elbow himself.

Blitzo: Ow! What the fuck?!

He falls to the ground and his knife flies into a Baphomet plushie on Emberlynn's desk, causing her to fall out of her chair in surprise.

She sees Blitzo for the first time and gets aroused.

Emberlynn: Oohhh.

Cut to Emberlynn's parents.

Mr. Pinkle: Ugh, must be watching one of them damn "hen-tays" again.

Mrs. Pinkle: Why won't she leave?!


Cut back to Emberlynn and Blitzo.

Emberlynn: Oh my god! What...are you?

Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!

Emberlynn's necklace flares up again, protecting her as Blitzo charges, knocking him to the ground.

Emberlynn's necklace flares up again, protecting her as Blitzo charges, knocking him to the ground

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