A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
The episode opens in one of Vox's surveillance rooms in another hideout, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to *fight*? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. (watches a screen with Alastra on it, which glitches slightly) Oh, Alastra, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED!
Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens
The scene changes to show the your allies all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons.
You and Vaggie come up next to Charlie, observing the scene.
Charlie: Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Y/N: She'd be proud of you, babe.
The three of you look out over the hotel's entrance. IMP, including Strika, and Hellhounds practice on targets made to resemble Exorcists while giving the Hotel crew and Cherri Bomb pointers. The Succubi and Incubi are practicing aerial maneuvers while Tex, Cyclone, Roxy, and Gregory throw pebbles for them to dodge.
You look to see Cerberus, Bee, and Ozzie sparring in their full demon forms while Stolas and Octavia practice spells. Rosie directs the Cannibals.
Vaggie: (surprised laugh) We're actually starting to look like a real army.
Y/N: And we're just waiting for a couple more new arrivals.
Charlie and Vaggie shoot you a surprised look before one more portal opens and Velvette, Carmilla, and Missi Zella step through, the former two giving each other dirty looks before the three of them put on pleasant smiles.
Charlie: O_O.
Y/N: Don't act so surprised, Princess. It's not just our home we're fighting for. (teasing) Plus, when you're this good looking, it's hard for people to say no.
Charlie: (teasing) You're sure it's not just because you're adorkable?
Pan to Carmilla, Rosie, and Missi Zilla looking a little flustered and shooting you flirtatious looks.
Y/N: Touche.
Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself.
Sir Pentious: Fear not. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious: (salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. (drawing a circle in the dirt) The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! (hands Niffty a small blade)
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
