A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few things
Scene opens on a typical day in IMP's office. The only people at the desk are you, Loona, and Moxxie. Loona is texting on her phone while you scratch her behind the ears while Moxxie awkwardly looks around before trying to start small talk.
Moxxie: You know...I checked the scale today. (proudly) And it said I lost two pounds this week.
Y/N: Good for you, Mox.
Loona looks him up and down before making a "whatever" face.
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Moxxie: I...am not...FAT!
Just then, Millie furiously kicks the door open, before stomping into the room and muttering under her breath between angry growls. She tosses her coffee mug onto the table, startling the bejeesus out of Loona, before she punches a button labeled as "Nut Button", causing a cardboard cutout of a Human to pop out of the floor.
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Millie tosses a knife into the target on the crotch before mauling the cutout.
