IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)

Oh Millie

A/N: Sorry this toke a while. I've been extremely busy with school and work these past few weeks.

You are shown sleeping with a troubled expression on your face and a hand on your head. We cut to a dream where you are standing in front of a Judge, wearing handcuffs and a prison jumpsuit. 

Judge: Y/N L/N, aka "The Rapist Reaper", you have been found guilty of vigilantism and serial homicide. I hear-by sentence you to life in Hell's Gate Sanitorium for the Criminally Insane.

Dream Y/N: What?! You can't do this! I'm not crazy! 

Judge: As if I would let a serial killer who thinks life is a comic book near average criminals. 

A pair of guards comes and drag you out of the courtroom before stuffing a straight jacket on you and roughly tossing you into a prison transport van. You look down on the floor and see a well-dressed reflection of yourself looking at you with a disappointed look.

Reflection Y/N: So here we are. You threw away your entire life. Your future, your education...all because you wanted to play Superhero.

Dream Y/N: That's not true!

Reflection Y/N: And what have you done even after you died during that riot? You joined a group of demons who literally murder people for a living. You're delusional if you think you're still "helping people".

Dream Y/N: Shut up...

Reflection Y/N: You could've gone to that Hotel that offers to rehabilitate sinners. Tried to atone for all the people you killed. Instead you've continued to be nothing more than a criminal. I don't understand how you can be this stupid. Who's to say that those scumbags you killed on Earth won't come looking for revenge? You've just put yourself in danger. So... self-destructive...

Dream Y/N: Shut up!

Reflection Y/N: And look who you've associated yourself with. A selfish jackass profiting off of death. A follower who goes along with whatever his wife or boss say. A lunatic who couldn't care less about whether your targets are innocent or guilty. A lazy, uncaring bitch who clearly hates her life.

Dream Y/N: God damn it, shut up!

Reflection Y/N: You think Vortex is actually your friend? He pities you. And Verosika clearly only views you as a sex toy.

Dream Y/N:

You mumble slightly and wake up to see Loona and Verosika looking at you with concerned expressions. 

Loona: Babe, are you okay?

Y/N: ...I'm fine.

Verosika: You were kinda yelling in your sleep.

Y/N: I said I'm fine.

You brush past them and head to the bathroom to splash some cold water on your face.

Y/N: Get a hold of yourself, Y/N. You just had a bad dream. It's not like you're gonna look in the mirror and see some smug, condescending version of yourself and -

You look up and see just that. The version of you from your dream.

Reflection Y/N: Surprise!

Y/N: Dude, cliche much?

Reflection Y/N: You didn't think you could get away from me, did you? I'm a representation of what you really feel, not the disgusting murderer you pretend to be. Filthy criminal.