Welcome to Heaven

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A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Two chapters in less than 24 hours, let's goooooooo! And no, I didn't push myself or anything. A vast majority of these transcripts where already on the wikis.

Scene opens on You, Charlie, and Vaggie in a room with Charlie shown packing a large amount of suitcases. 

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.

Charlie: Vaggie, the three of us are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish we could come, sweetie, but we have that...thing. 

She nudges you to play along.

Y/N: Right! The thing. With...the people.

Charlie: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

Charlie: Guys, you're my partners, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: (sighs) Fine.

Y/N: We'll come.

Charlie: Yes!

She kisses both of you.

Cut to Angel returning to the Hotel looking exhausted.

Angel: Oh, fuck.

Niffty: (pops out of plant) You look messy! What happened to you?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, And the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

He flops down on the couch to relax right before the Wall explodes.

Angel: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!

Y/N: Seriously?! This is two separate places I work now where the wall keeps getting blown up! (to no one in particular) There's a door right there! (points at it)

The smoke clears to reveal Cherri Bomb

The smoke clears to reveal Cherri Bomb

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Cherri: What up, hoes? *laughs*

Angel: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see baby!

Cherri: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressing shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. (playfully jabs his gut) It's been fucking forever!

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