A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple things.
Scene opens on Gregory walking through the hallway, with a lovestruck look in his eye, half noticing you and Moxxie in the doorframe as he practically walks on cloud nine.
Y/N: I haven't seen a lovestruck look in his eye like that since he and Verosika first met. (sips coffee)
Moxxie: Hormones will do that to you. Though we should probably talk to him before he walks into a wall.
You and Moxxie walk out of the office.
Y/N: Hey, bud. Everything going ok?
Gregory: Yeah. Just met (heart-eyes) a really awesome girl.
Y/N: *Please* tell me this one is at least your own age. There's nothing wrong with liking older women, but your first girlfriend should definitely be closer to your age demographic.
Gregory: Relax, she goes to the same school as me.
Tex walks out of Verosika's studio.
Tex: What's going on?
Moxxie: Gregory has a crush on someone.
Tex: Is this one at least his age?
Gregory: (scoffs) Yes, this one is at least my age. It's not like I'm gonna get flustered by Verosika and the rest of the Succubi forever.
Coco: (walking by) Hey, boys.
Gregory: (dreamily) Hi, Coco. (heart eyes; tail wagging)
He notices you, Tex, and Moxxie smirking.
Gregory: I don't have a girlfriend *yet*, I'm still allowed to be flustered.
The rest of you shrug.
Y/N: Fair enough.
Gregory: Though, you and Moxxie are married, and Tex has a girlfriend. Could you guys...give me some tips on how to get a girl's attention?
Y/N, Moxxie, Tex: Sure/should be easy enough/no problem.
Blitzo exits the office as well.
Blitzo: Oh, we teaching this little pup how to get bitches?
Everyone else: (collective sigh)
Y/N: What have we told you about eavesdropping?
Blitzo: I should do it more.
Y/N: (charges laser blast on Cybernetic eye)
Blitzo: Anyway, if little Gregory here needs dating advice, I'd be more than happy to-
Gregory: Yeah, no.
Blitzo: Why not?
Gregory: I know what you did to Verosika, and you seem to flip-flop on your feelings for Stolas every goddamn week.
He fist-bumps you and Tex.
Verosika, Roxy, and Cyclone exit the studio.
Roxy: He tell you about that girl he's crushing on?
Y/N: Yeah. I was actually thinking we could take him out tonight and help him get a little more confident, watch some masters in action.
Roxy: I don't see why not. Just please make sure you guys don't do anything to crazy.
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IMP's Chick Magnet (Helluva Boss Waifus x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou act as the newest member of IMP, while having to deal with the advances of the hottest women in Hell.
