A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
Scene opens on an exterior shot of the Hotel.
Charlie: Ok, so the extermination is coming in sex months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle, just Angels cutting our time-table in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls, right? (manically) And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
Vaggie: (grabbing her shoulders) Yes, we will.
Angel: Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this Salvation bullshit. And now (his phone buzzes with notifications from Valentino) ain't no silver lining this time, toots.
Charlie: Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it.
Angel: Well, while you're lookin, the rest of Hell is going nuts. (Shows phone) People are already freaking out about the news. Look at what's happening in the Doomsday District.
He shows a video of a demon screaming when his phone buzzes with another text notification
Charlie: Uhhh...what is a "donkey show"?
Angel: Aah, heh, nothing. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too. Like I said, everyone's losing their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more Sinners for the Hotel!
Angel: Cute idea and all, (shows phone) but are you really gonna be going out in all this?
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep.
An explosion suddenly rocks the Hotel and the wall has a hole blasted into it.
Sir Pentious: (off-screen) Show yourself, Y/N L/N! (pans to the inside of his ship) Come and face-
He cuts himself off as he doesn't see you. The camera pans up to see you in a security booth drinking from your "Ok, paws!" mug.
Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my Wrath!
Y/N: Wait, I know you...
You vault over the railing and land in front of the hotel.
Sir Pentious: I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, Architect of Destruction, villain extraordinaire!
Y/N: Yeah, you're that loser that interrupted a date I was on with Loona and Verosika awhile back. (sinister) I did say I was going to turn you into belts, boots, and purses for them...
Sir Pentious: (indignant) I am no loser! I am your nemesissssss!
Alastra appears out of nowhere and takes in the scene.
Sir Pentious: Ah, of course you're with the Radio Demon!
Alastra: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like, 20 times...
Alastra:
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