A/N: Credit to Renowned Wolf for helping with a few aspects. And thank you subtitles being added to this video so I don't have to wait a few days for the transcript. And so no one's concerned, I didn't push myself. These ideas are ones we came up with a long time ago.
Scene opens on a ritzy cafe in the Pride Ring called the Richest Cup
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Stella, Stolas, and Andrealphus are shown drinking Tea while a very tiny Imp server holds a Teapot
Stella: (sips) Stolas.
Stolas: Stella. (sips)
Stella: (sips) Cunt.
Stolas: Witch.
Andrealphus: (facepalming) Auuuugh!
Stella: FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!
Stolas: Why did you insist on meeting me here?
His phone chimes with a reminder to seal a deal at Ozzie's before Andrealphus clears his throat.
Andrealphus: Aaahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. (Stella smirks evilly) After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely you owe...
A/N: Whatever, dude. Keep parroting the same worthless argument Stella Apologists have for months...
Stolas: Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged "marriage". As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue.
He sets his tea cup down while Strika is shown riding Bombproof to the cafe while Mecha-Y/N is shown flying next to her, having been upgraded and giving her the side-eye.
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Stella: (flipping off Stolas) Up yours!
Andrealphus: Stellaaaa, for fucks sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!
Glass breaking is heard and Stolas turns to see Strika standing on a table before she throws off her cloak and pulls her blessing tipped pistols out.
