KOF Extras

Nightmarish Horror (behind the scenes)

Seirah purposely excused herself from the Ikari Barracks and returned to K's apartment. Of course, everyone were in on this, with the exception of Ralf of course.
So everyone gathered in the Ikari Base early in the morning. The guests actually arrived a day before and stayed in hotels, eagerly awaiting the party.
"Max, you can do it, right?" Seirah asked hopefully. "You have his number?"
"Sure, I do," Maxima said with a grin. "Now, let's do it."
Maxima actually managed to put the call in speaker mode so that everyone could hear the conversation.
"Hello?" They all heard Ralf say. "Hello? If you have a voice, speak up!"
Maxima grinned and played the staticky noise.
"Hello?" Ralf said, his voice sounding a lot shakier.
Maxima then used the audio clips that the others recorded earlier. They edited it to sound eerier 
"Ralf..." the voice hissed. "Ralf Jones..."
Ralf instantly hung up.
"You think he saw the snake?" Seirah asked with a smirk. "Clark?"
"Traces of burnt rubber has been detected in the Ikari Barack's ventilation system," Clark reported. "According to my calculations, he burnt it as soon as he saw it, while making his breakfast."
The others started laughing.

A while later, they asked Maxima to call him again.
"Ralf Jones..." the same voice clip was used again, but made louder.
"Who- Who are you?!" Ralf demanded, rather shakily. "What do you want from me?"
Maxima played the malicious laugh recording that they made Iori do, but edited it to sound a lot worse. Maxima purposely ended the call right then.
They tried calling him again, to send the seeming SOS call, but found that Ralf turned his phone off.
"Plan B," Seirah said grimly. "Max, you can hack into his tv, right?"
"Affirmative," Maxima said. "What do I need to do?"
They turned all of the lights off and only lit a flame torch that was still attached to the wall. Clark and Seirah sat on chairs, with an 'agonised' expression. Maxima filmed it and wired them into Ralf's tv.
"Ralf!" Seirah cried, looking directly at the Maxima's eyes. "Help!"
"Help us!" Clark cried too.
They couldn't really hear what Ralf was saying, but little did they know, it tallied with his questions.
"A giant snake caught us!" Seirah lied. "Ralf, please! Save us! We don't have much time!"
"We're... we're in the cave," Clark breathed out, his sunglasses still surprisingly intact. "The Ikari Cave Base."
They ended the video with both of them screaming in agony.
"Alright, he definitely watched it," Maxima said with a smirk. "Now we wait."
And so they did. They turned all the lights off and waited for him to arrive.
They soon saw the glow of Ralf's phone light.
"Clark?" Ralf called in a shaky voice. "Whippy?"
Seirah rolled her eyes and spoke.
"Stop calling me that!" Seirah said, in an exasperated yet pained tone. "Ralf! We're over here!"
"Where?!" Ralf demanded in the dark. "I can't see you!"
Well, she was hidden in the floor above with everyone else. Of course he couldn't see her.
Krizalid gave a demonic sounding laugh, with the help of Kyo. The Lons, Duo and Xiao, grinned in the dark and played their part by stretching their long arms around Ralf. They felt him trembling in their grasp and tried not to laugh. Ralf screamed in agony when they tickled his ears as a joke.
And then they felt Ralf collapsing, before hearing a thud.
"Guys, what happened?!" Ash called from above. "You guys aren't hurt, right?"
"No," Duo said, unwrapping his arms from Ralf. "I think he passed out."
"What?!" Clark cried.
They flicked the lights on and rushed down to examine Ralf. He was pale, ghastly pale. All colour was drained from him, and he was covered in cold sweat.
"Oh my gosh, poor Ralf!" Seirah cried, looking at his condition. "We need to get a doctor!"
Well, the soldiers technically had enough medical knowledge and soon confirmed Ralf to be fine, just shocked. They put him down on a bed, allowing him to rest.
"Does anyone wanna help me change his clothes?" Clark said. "And I think... yeah he needs a little wipe..."
They turned the air conditioning system up and let him rest.
"You pushed the envelope, Sally," Heidern said in disapproval. "He tortured Kyo, K' and Krizalid, yes, but not till this extent!"
"I'm sorry, Commander," Seirah apologised. "I'll make up for it, I promise. I'll work during the holidays."
Heidern shook his head with a slight smile.
"There's no need for that," Heidern said with a rare chuckle. "He still deserved it. Leave him be. Let him rest. Then we surprise him with the party."
They even bought lots of gum, just for Ralf. Seirah even had a custom knife made for him.
And a bandana, of course.
Well, Ralf still enjoyed the party, and he did sorta learn his lesson.
But he never stopped calling her Whippy.
Which greatly annoyed Seirah.

I can't help making this lol. But I still feel bad for poor Ralf. But then again, he did deserve to have a taste of his own medicine on his birthday, but they kinda did push the envelope and went over the top. But yeah, this is Seirah we're walking about. She holds a great grudge against him since... well, if you know what Ralf Harassment is, you'd know how much she dislikes it. But yeah. I hope you enjoy!