KOF Extras

Lady Mr Big and Lady Geese (non-canon)

"Good morning, sweetheart," a beautiful blonde woman said, leaning over to the other side of the bed. "How did you sleep?"
She only got a grunt in reply.
"Okay, I won't disturb you," the woman said. "I need to run. See you later, babe!"
She got another grunt in reply as she grabbed her stuff and straightened herself before leaving the luxurious mansion.
James sat up in bed. He kinda panicked when he felt something around his head. It felt like someone had wrapped some gauze around his head. Was it that dratted woman that he had spent the night with?
With much difficulty, he got the black mess out of his face. Only, he couldn't get it out of his head. It seemed to be connected to his skull since he felt a sharp pain whenever he pulled at it.
That's when he realised that it had apparently grown out of his head.
"I... I have hair?!" James asked himself in shock.
He quickly got out of bed and ran to the mirror by the side of the room. He looked at himself and saw how his hair was long. He had a bob cut at the front and had really long hair reaching up to his calves.
Or rather, her calves.
A high pitched shrill scream echoed throughout the big mansion, alerting the mass of butlers and servants. James panicked even more when his staff started banging on his door.
He decided to the best thing he thought.
James grabbed a bag and stuffed it with as much clothes as possible, his wallet, his rattan sticks, his sunglasses (of course) his phone, his keys, his face lotion and last but definitely not least, his moustache oil. Technically, he didn't really need it, but who knows?
He slowly and carefully climbed out of his window and landed in a bush in his garden. He got up and quickly started running to the underground garage to get his Roll Royce and get outta there.
His gardeners started chasing him, causing him to run even faster. James managed to make in time. His small frame allowed him to run real quick.
He quickly got into his car and drove out of underground and spread towards the gates. The gardeners quickly locked it so he had no choice but to ruin his precious hedge fence. He drove straight into it, leaving a hole in the shaped shrubbery.
'Think, James, what should you do now?' James thought as he drove through the streets of South Town. 'Come on, think!'
For some reason, he decided to drive off to Geese Tower.
He arrived at the tall skyscraper and looked up at it. He knew that Geese lived at the top of the tower, in the penthouse. James sighed and entered. He told the receptionist that he was just visiting Geese and went all the way up to the top.
It was still early in the morning and there was a high chance that the blond man was still asleep. But James decided to go with it since this was technically an emergency.
He went up to Geese's penthouse and knocked while repeatedly pressing on the doorbell. He was greeted by a person wearing one of Geese's kimonos.
"Who are you and what do you want?" Geese asked, looking at James. "Do I even know you?"
"Geese?!" James said in shock. "Oh no, not you too!"
"What do you mean by not me too?" Geese asked, annoyed. "Who are you?"
"It's me, Mr Big!" James exclaimed.
"James?" Geese said, surprised. "What happened to you?"
"The same thing that happened to you!" James exclaimed. "Look at you!"
Geese looked down at himself and saw that he was a lady. He screamed and pulled James in before closing the door.
"What did you do to me?!" Geese asked, shaking James by his shoulders as if he knew. "What did you do to me?!"
"I had nothing to do with it!" James argued. "I woke up like this!"
"I guess it's the same for me too," Geese said. "I just woke up too."
"What do we do now?" James asked him.
"Wait a second..." Geese said, remembering what his assistant told him. "Billy told me that this  happened to him too!"
"You mean he became a beautiful young chick?" James said hopefully. "Did he manage to reverse it?"
"He did," Geese said. "All he had to do was defeat his rival."
"Really?" James said excitedly. "Come on, then!"
"You are not my rival," Geese said. "I need to beat that stupid Bogard!"
"Yeah, but you are," James insisted. "Come on! I brought my sticks!"
He took his sticks out and stood in his stance.
"We need to see if it works or not," Mr Big said. "Come on!"
Geese was heavily hit by James's rattan sticks. He laid on the ground, badly beaten up.
James realised that he started glowing. Geese shielded his eyes as he watched the light fully engulf James. He soon transformed back to himself.
James laughed joyfully as he examined himself.
"I'm back, baby!" James said in triumph. "Come on, Geese. We need to get you to your rival."
So Geese disguised himself with a scarf and went down. There was a fingerprint scanner and Geese was kinda worried he wouldn't pass it.
But he did. His appearance may have changed, but his fingerprints remained.
"That's a relief," Geese said. "Come on, James."
They went to Terry's home and saw him relaxing on a hammock in his garden. He looked kinda surprised when he saw Mr Big and a weirdo in a scarf come to him.
"I challenge you to a fight!" Geese said dramatically.
"Yeah that ain't happening, sweetie," Terry simply said. "You're only gonna hurt yourself."
"Don't underestimate me just because I'm a woman," Geese said. "Come on!"
Terry laughed and agreed to a duel with her.

A few minutes later...

"See, I told you that you're gonna hurt yourself," Terry said, staring at the disguised woman on the ground. "Alright, get out of my garden, you two. Especially you, Big."
Geese pulled James out of the Bogard household. He was humiliated by the defeat.
"We need to train," Geese said in determination. "Come on!"
He made the fact that he was a woman open to the public, mainly to his employees. He decided to make the most out of it. He looked pretty much the same, just that he was a girl.
Mr Big was actually inwardly laughing so hard at Geese's condition. But he sensibly kept his mouth shut about it.