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48# Pick up Lines To Use On A Werewolf

Just thought of Sirius doing this to Remus haha!

Summary : Sirius loves using pick up lines on Remus just to see him get flustered and embarrassed

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Time 1 charms class

They are in charms class James managed to get a seat next to Lily, while Peter got a seat next to a Slytherin who kept glaring at the boy.

And as always Sirius and Remus sat together, Smirking Sirius leaned over close to Remus' ear and whispered.

"I don't need to cast Accio you make you come"

This made Remus drop his quill making ink drop all over his notes he was writing.

Blushing he turned to Sirius with a flushed face as everyone turned to him at the noise he made.

Groaning Remus slammed his head on the desk as Sirius laughed.

Time 2 Transfiguration

A second time Sirius did it to Remus during Transfiguration, they where at the back of the classroom so sirius didn't have to whisper quietly as before

"Hey Rem" he hissed to the other Gryffindor, Remus sighed but ignored his persistent boyfriend.

Sirius huffed but smirked
"is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Said Sirius.

This made Remus once again drop his quill, he snapped his head to Sirius.

"Merlin! Pads again really!" he exploded quietly to him, Remus again blushed.

Time 3 great Hall

It was lunch in the great Hall everyone was eating and laughing with friends.

Sirius still had lots more pick up lines to use on Remus, he has the perfect one for lunch as Remus drinks his Pumpkin juice Sirius smirks

This time his says it louder
"I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could visit your restricted section tonight"

This time Remus' reaction is even funnier than the other two times, at his words Remus spits out his drink it lands on James who was in front of Remus eating.

"Oi! Watch it" he exclaimed

Everyone on the Gryffindor table Began laughing at what happened they don't know what Sirius said but they knew it had to be funny for that reaction from Remus to happen.

Time 4
defense against the dark arts

DADA Remus' favourite class at Hogwarts, he just hopes Sirius will leave him alone this class.

But of course why should he bother wishing its Sirius for Merlin sake, AS remus is taking notes Sirius leans over.

Before he says anything Remus holds up his hand "just say it I know your going to either way" he said annoyed

A huge grin tkae over Sirius' mouth and Remus waits to hear the pick up line.

"there's a big sale going on right now" Said sirius

Remus sighs and answers anyway
"Really where?"

Sirius smirks
"in my room clothes are 100% off" he ends it with a Wink to Remus before leaning back in his chair happy with himself.

Remus just let's himself blush and once again slams his head on the table.

The end!

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