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50# Pick Up Lines To Use On An Animagus

Yes!! I have reached 50 oneshots for Wolfstar fucking hell!!! But yeah this is a part two for the first pick up lines on Remus.

Thanks to Lezbianloser

Summary : Remus gets back at Sirius by using pick up lines on him just like Sirius did to him to get Remus flustered and embarrassed

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Time 1 Great Hall

Remus is tired Of Sirius making him blush so easily with pick up lines so he decided to get back at Sirius.

Its breakfast in the Great Hall everyone is eating and laughing with friends, Remus turns to Sirius across from him eating.

"I'm a Muggle on the streets but a Wizard in the sheets" he said suddenly this made Sirius choke on his food.

Coughing Sirius had a look of shock While across from him James started laughing and slapping Remus on the back.

"that was brilliant!" exclaimed James as Sirius stopped coughing and glared at the two.

Time 2 Black Lake

It was a nice Saturday morning and the Marauders where outside hanging on their brooms near the black lake.

"Hey Pads"

"yeah moons"

"it's your name Bellatrix? Because you made my loins feel lestrange" Said remus

This shocked all three Marauders, it was silent for a couple is seconds before James and Peter ended it by laughing and falling to the ground.

Sirius looked disgusted but still blushed while Remus smirked at him, he was good at this game as well.

Time 3 Dorm room

The marauders where getting ready to sleep but Remus had other plans, he sat on his bed and watched the others get ready while reading a book.

He watched as Sirius came outnof the bathroom and walked to his bed, before he disappeared behind the curtains Remus called out to him.

"check your Owl I got a message for you: Your Hot!" yelled Remus making a heart with his hands.

This made Sirius blush bright red and trip over his covers as he got into bed, Remus laughed from his bed and continued reading his book.

Time 4 Transfiguration

Transfiguration the class where the Marauders do the most things in, Remus had one last Pick up Line to use on Sirius.

He could tell that James was waiting for him to do something to Sirius, but Rmeus waited.

Time skip...

They had five minutes to go until class ended and Remus was going to say it he had been waiting all lesson.

As Mcgonagall was teaching Sirius was half asleep in his chair swinging back on it.

Remus smirked, he leaned over and whispered loudly into Sirius' ear.

"let me put my wand where the magic happens" he said this made Sirius jump and fall out of his chair with a loud bang.

Once again this set of all Three Marauders they watched as Sirius groaned from the floor Mcgonagall walked over and stood a Sirius' head.

"Mr Black" she said Raising a eyebrow at the 15 year old.

"Hehe Sorry Professor" he said

The end!

Whoooo!! Finished hope you liked it!

Word count : 510