Yandere!Senpai x Reader [Bloody Thorns]

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FUCKSHIT and Girlfriend were at lunch again because

"Hey where's that Tubbo stan anyways?" asked FUCKSHIT.

"Think she got sent home, you know how it is. Everyone's getting sick now days, must suck."

"Wow. I'm so glad to be so very poggers and not feeling shitty and not having a sore throat." said FUCKSHIT.

"Honestly, you make me worry sometimes FUCKSHIT."

"Anyways uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what's the daily scoop other then Tubbo Stan is gone."

"Well, you know that Dream Stan?"

"Which one?"

"The one that's been following Husband around?" said Girlfriend.

"Oh! Yeah. What about them?"

"Well they haven't been stalking Husband recently."

"Huh? Why?" asked FUCKSHIT.

"Well, you know those closeted gays? The other dream stan and the void guy that's a furry."

"You are not finna tell me what I think you are."

"I know! From what I've heard they've been like, watching them in class."

"I'll bet ten smackaroos they want the dream stan."

"I'll bet fifteen they want them both to themself."

"Girl that's crazy"

"Wait" said Girlfriend, as she pointed toward a boy in the distance. "Have you been watching that dude?"

"Sorta, he's been going table-to-table. Not sure what that's about."

"You think he'll like, come over to ours?"

"Probably." said FUCKSHIT. "Guess we finna find out what his deal is."

The boy eventually came over to their table after a while.

"Hey, could I ask you two something?"

"Oh, hey Damion, what are you up to?" asked FUCKSHIT sounding like they were high.

"Is she always high?" asked the guy.

"No shit sherlock" said Girlfriend.

"I just wanted to ask if you remember anyone...moving as of recent. Or people who just have sorta...poofed y'know?"

"Huh? Hmmm, lemme think on it." said Girlfriend.

Moments passed.

"Nope! What about you FUCKSHIT?"

"Nah. Nothing. What do you need this for anyways lmao."

"I'm just curious, have a good day you two!"

"Girl that's crazy anyways wanna skip next block Girlfriend?" said FUCKSHIT as they smoked another fat blunt of bad life decisions.

"You good?"

"Lol."