reality check

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lunchtime :)




i… HATE HIM

i still hate him i still hate him

“DETOR CLONE!!!!!!!! IM SO SOO MAMD” cucumber screamed

“de..tor ? WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE”

DETOR SPUN AROUND AND GRABBED CUCUMBER BY THE SHOULDERS

“UH” said both cucumber and kou

“guy.s we arent real”

“WHAT TF R U TALKJNG ABOUT R U HIGH”m scucucmber

“no i just…. realized “

“youre being so dumb wtf”

detor squeezed cucumbers shoulders “NO CUCUMBER. DONT YOU GET IT? DONT YOU FUCKING GET IT? NONE OF THIS IS REAL. YOURE A PARODY. YOU ARENT REAL. YOURE A PARODY OF BANANAS OLD SONA ZUCCHINI—“

“WHA” cucummber said reverting back into a brown haired catboy

“SEE?! YOURE IN A FANFIC THAT BANANA JUST WROTE A NEW CHAPTER FOR OKAY? NONE OF THIS IS REAL”

anyways nonbody noticed them in the speaking and kou threw himself on the floor and cried

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