Lessons For Zhongli

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[Zhongli]

@Childe

Could you meet me at Liuli Pavilion  in a bit?

[Childe]

Hm?

Yeah I can.

[Annoying Stranger]

Rip Childe's pockets.

that place is expensive as hell-

[Childe]

Yeah it's a bit expensive but nothing that bad?

Anyways, what do you need to meet up for?

or just a nice meal?

[Zhongli]

Just a nice meal with a friend.

We've not chatted in a bit.

[Childe]

Hm, well alright, just remember to bring some mora this time.

[Zhongli]

Of course.

[Annoying Stranger]

lol x to doubt

[Childe]

X

[Annoying Stranger]

X

[Zhongli]

I promise to bring some mora this time, you won't have to foot my bill.

[Annoying Stranger]

Doesn't the funeral parlor pay you?

[Zhongli]

Of course.

[Annoying Stranger]

Then why do you never have any Mora on you?

[Zhongli]

Well, I tend to spend it all, or uh forget it elsewhere.

[Annoying Stranger]

Alright, Childe.

Now's our chance.

let's teach him to learn how to actually function.

[Childe]

Honestly I don't mind paying for him.

He typically manages to pay me back at a later date anyways.


[Zhongli]

I merely forget.

[Annoying Stranger]

Okay then

lesson 1:

Stop Forgetting

put a note on your door

saying:

"Do you have your wallet?"

[Childe]

actually,

Not a bad idea.

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