Sir, This is a Wendys {GenshinxF!reader}

To Fuck, or to Fight, That is the Question

Aether rushed over towards the railing where Childe had been sitting looking down at the first floor with great amusement. There Aether could see Y/n was the cause for the crashing, as it happened Kaeya entered the Tavern. "Fight me or fuck me ya fucking pirate" She snapped in annoyance.

"Why didn't you stop her?!" Paimon looked to Childe in a panic as Aether quickly rushed down the stairs. Childe hushed Paimon fully intending to enjoy his show.

Kaeya, who was buzzed but yet to get full-on drunk managed to avoid her spear which broke through the counter. His face was adorned with the usual casual smirk that Y/n could only interpret as mockery for her shit aim. Aether quickly grabbed ahold of Y/n before she could destroy the Tavern anymore. "Hey, calm down!" He said hurriedly, trying to get her to calm down or not try to murder a man. 

Y/n looked over to Aether, "pretty boy!" She said immediately becoming more friendly. "Have you seen my slime? I wanna stab it for being a prick." She said happily.

Dainsleif came down the stairs shortly after Aether a bit curious as to what exactly happened. Meanwhile, paimon was trying to drag Childe down with them. "How many drinks have you had?" Aether asked with growing concern.

Y/n looked at her hands and began counting, eventually, she stopped on her seventh finger, holding up nine she said, "This many," With a weird amount of confidence for an incorrect person.

Letting out an audible sigh Aether ushered her away from the counter. "Okay, I think you've had plenty for tonight." He muttered.

Y/n shook her head, "No, I wanna... more!" She said completely skipping over a few words. "And when I'm done with that... I'ma kill capital 'G' God!" She proclaimed as if the Capital G god existed in that world.  "And then I'ma kill Avieer for leaving me alone" She added incoherently under her breath.

Dainsleif cut in, agreeing with Aether, "No, no, you should go rest..."  he said looking back to the heavily damaged counter. "I sure do hope you have money..." He added in a quieter tone. 

Y/n's head snapped over to Dainsleif, "ssSSHUshh Dainslut. Do you know How many fanfics I've seen of you getting pegged by-" However, she cut herself off with a sharp gag. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..." She mumbled fairly incoherently.

Aether quickly guided her outside before they had to clean up the inside puke. Aether was vaguely aware she was going to get a drink, but he hadn't thought she'd go for 5 in the span of maybe 24 minutes at most, and it seemed like more alcohol was kicking in as time went by. Y/n quickly pushed Aether aside as she stumbled into an alleyway and puked. After sloppily cleaning herself up she stumbled herself back to aether and went, "You lost baby girl?" as she leaned on the building. It took a few moments but she eventually realized, "Wait, would that be 'baby boy'? But that's not as funny." She mumbled to herself.

The door opened soon after as Dainsleif and Childe exited the building. Childe looked over to Y/n and asked, "You good?" In an incredibly amused voice. 

Y/n glared back at him, "Maidenless." She mumbled under her breath. pushing off the wall she attempted to stumble her way back to her rented building. Sher made it to the steps before tripping. Childe who was following her just in case was able to easily catch her. "I take it back, can I be your maiden?" She asked bluntly. 

Dainsleif looked at Aether in mild confusion, "...Is she always this... out there?" He asked a bit concerned about how anyone managed to reel her in, to any degree.

Aether shook his head, "She's usually more toned down." He said a bit lost on how to keep her out of trouble. 

Y/n looked over to Aether and dainsleif and a little too loudly clarified, "Nuh-UH, Avi just gets SUUper salty when I get too rowdy, he even says he'll trap me in a slime body!" in an annoyed tone as if the slime was the one in the wrong.