Sir, This is a Wendys {GenshinxF!reader}

Who's the Dad?

Paimon who was quickly escalating the number she demanded to appease her stomach suddenly notice the familiar girl behind aether who was failing to be inconspicuous. "Oh, Y/n! You're back!" She greeted her friend before looking at the boy who was staring at the front of the line with a mission. "...You had a kid?!" She suddenly yelled out in surprise thinking Y/n would be the last person to get a kid. "Who's the dad?" She asked hesitantly in a quieter tone.

Y/n facepalmed, "This is..." she began before realizing she couldn't just say his name without alerting her suspicions. "Y'know my pet slime, Avi? He's named after this kid." Y/n explained, using Albedo's reasoning as an excuse.

Paimon nodded in understanding. Avi finally began paying attention as he looked back to Y/n. "But... You didn't answer. Whose his dad?" Paimon asked again, realizing she'd gotten her off track as they stepped forwards.

Y/n felt like sinking into the floor. "I don't fucking know." She snapped in annoyance before realizing that could still leave a lot of inaccurate assumptions. "He's not even my kid," She added quickly before Paimon could ask.

Avi who had been a little spaced out suddenly heard her last statement and asked, "Are you getting rid of me?" a little confused if she was already gonna leave him. 

Paimon gasped, looking at Y/n in an accusatory manner, "Wow, you're not even claiming your own son!" she said with furrowed brows glaring at Y/n while deeply sympathizing with the extremely confused 8-year-old.

Avi stared at the gloating girl blankly trying to figure out what she was talking about. "Miss Y/n isn't my Mama." He said bluntly once realizing what was happening. "My Mama's dead." He said bluntly.

Y/n stared at the child unsure how to feel about his blunt and fairly nonchalant delivery of such news. "Kiddo, you can't just go around dropping shit like that..." She muttered facepalming slightly.

The boy didn't really get why "But... death is a fact of life, why would it be a bad thing to talk about?" He asked genuinely, still seeing no reason to not speak about the taboo subject.

Y/n just let out a long sigh of annoyance. "Kiddo I will feed you to Azhdaha. I swear to Celestia." She said bluntly. 

Paimon looked confused, "Azhdaha, who's that?" She asked curiously.

"A fuck-off Geovishap." She explained briefly. "Anyways, what'd you want again, Avi?" She got back on track changing the subject.

The boy stared back at the menu as the line continued forwards, "Uhm, Can I have... Rice Pudding?" He asked looking back to her once he chose his dish.

Y/n nodded, "Alright, " she muttered as the line continued to shorten. Eventually, Paimon and Aether put in their order and Y/n was next, walking up, "One rice pudding and an Almond Tofu please," She ordered. The woman nodded putting in the order as Y/n stepped aside. 

Once the group got their dishes and paid Y/n took Avi back to Childe. "Right, we're back" Y/n as she stopped next to the man, Avi followed along obediently enjoying his treat as he sat down on the street curb. 

Paimon and Aether who'd gotten curious decided to follow her and noticed she met up with Childe. "Wait, is Childe the father?!" Paimon suddenly exclaimed, flying in front of the man. 

Y/n just ate her Almond Tofu ignoring Paimon's assumptions. Childe, however, looked confused. "Y/n, did you tell them I was the dad?" He asked her. Y/n just shook her head continuing to eat her Almond tofu. "Oh, well then. Paimon I'm not the father..." He muttered wondering if she even knew how children were made.

Paimon still seemed confused on the origins of the kid, "Then where'd he come from?" She asked staring at the child who was still blissfully eating his pudding.