Sir, This is a Wendys {GenshinxF!reader}

Dm's With The x Whore

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

Hey.

[Y/n]

I will hit you with an UWU if this is not important

Just to make you cringe-

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

I don't care for your emoticons,

but yes this is important.

What do you think of those you've met thus far?

[Y/n]

I mean they're all chill

Thoma do be my wife, Aether's fun to annoy the shit out of. Same with Xiao.

The archons all act like granparentrs, except for Venti.

I enjoy the many many pretty people.

why?

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

I have an offer for you.

[Y/n]

what, you gonna gimme money?

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

No.

[Y/n]

then:

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

Could you please listen for a moment?

[Y/n]

refer to the meme above

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

Man, guess I'll find another person to send to simp for the pretty people of Teyvat then.

[Y/n]

wait

wut

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

You already declined, did you not

[Y/n]

well you didn't tell meee

[xxx-xxx-xxxx]

In your own words: 'Refer to the meme above'