Drafted Into the Fatui

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[Childe Added Y/n]

[Y/n]

Hey hot stuff,

[Scaramouche]

...

[Y/n]

You've melted my ic-

wait a moment

this isn't Jess

is it?

[Scaramouche]

No.

[Y/n]

WELL

FUCK ME

[Signora]

Childe, why have you added this stranger?

[Childe]

I wanted to add her to the harbingers at some point!

[Y/n]

wait- hot person

u could actually fuck me if u want-

[Signora]

I'm blocking you.

[Y/n]

I've been blocked faster-

[Childe]

Y/n, please be more professional.

[Y/n]

hoe just cuz they're your h̶o̶t work colleagues

doesn't mean I can't have fun.

Plus unlike y'all I'd rather not declare war

on the entire

fucking 

world

[Signora]

The world deserves it.

[Scaramouche]

^^^

[Childe]

Hey, I get to test my skills and get even stronger!

[Y/n]

homie you're basically a shounen protag with your desire for strength.

[Signora]

So why did you want her to join the Great Tsaritsa's plan?

[Childe]

Her ability to seemingly be all-knowing.

[Signora]

I doubt this.

Y/n, say a secret.

[Y/n]

Scara is a prototype of Ei's puppet.

That good?

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