Sir, This is a Wendys {GenshinxF!reader}

I Forgot You Were Hot!

Y/n was drunk, just blatantly, she'd gone to the tavern wanting to get a nice old drink. However, after the 10th drink, "Ventii, why are you so pretty?" she grumbled. "I wish I could be as pretty as you," she wine laying her head down clumsily with a thunk. That night Dilucx and Venti were hanging out. "And You, Diluc. Why are you always so pissy? You'd be so much prettier if you smile every once and a while," she added popping her head up again pointing at him with an accusatory finger.

Venti only giggled at the compliment whereas Diluc simply sighed, "Miss Y/n are you gonna pay or not?" he asked.

"Noooo, I want more!" she demanded with watery eyes. "More, more, more, I want more!" she whined.

Diluc shook his head, "I can't do that in good conscious, plus I'd rather not take money off your unconscious body," he denied, taking the cup she was using from her. 

Y/n gave him an accusatory look, in her mind his denial on the same level of chopping off her arm or something. "You're so meeann," she grumbled slamming her hands down on the table. "You don't get it, I need that drink to survive!" she demanded again.

Diluc ignored her demands turning around to begin cleaning the drink. While his back was turned Y/n felt the sudden urge to break something. 

Looking around she saw an empty table and ran over, grabbing the spear out of a pouch which she had brought with her and slammed it down on the tabled snapping it in half. "Boom! hehe," she giggled.

Suddenly, Avieer entered in his human form, wearing a hood and a blank fox mask from Inazuma. he walked over, to the counter tossing some mora on the counter, "I'll be taking this idiot home now, I apologize for any trouble they've caused," he said before going over to Y/n, and tapping the table she just broke instantly repairing it. "Y/n, let's go," he said sternly grabbing her hand and pulling her out of the building before she could break anything else.

Seeing her destructive mood instead of taking her back to the apartment, Avieer took her out of town. "Hmm, who are you, is this a kidnapping?!" she asked reaching up in an attempt to grab his mask. "No one will pay the ransom soo, fUCk you," she said with full confidence in her words.

Avieer didn't care too much as they'd gone into the forest across from the bridge, providing a decent amount of privacy. Once the mask was taken off, the girl stared at his face. His silver eyes stared back as he thought about how to get the drunken girl back to the apartment without burning the town down on accident. "You're a pretty kidnapper!" she commented half drooling

"Alright, I think that's enough drooling," he grumbled pushing her a few steps away. "Anyways, yeah I'm not letting your drunken ass back into town," he said pulling his hood down allowing the moonlight so softly bounce off of his white hair. 

Y/n stuck her tongue out at him making a farting sound, "I'm nOT lEtTing YoU bACk iN tOWn, what are you my dad?" she asked mockingly

The man just ignored her leading her by the hand further from town. Taking his mask back from her and putting it on before slipping the hood back over his head, hiding his features as they walked down the main path.

Y/n got bored again and suddenly inhaled a large breath before screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE" seemingly out of nowhere.

The familiar voice suddenly screaming somewhat incoherently attracted both Aether and Kaeya. who came towards the sound. "I swear you're gonna make me go deaf," Avieer grumbled before snapping his gaze towards the newcomers.

Y/n looked over two the two as well, "Pretty boy and the lying pirate!" she greeted them happily waving her arms in an approximation of what a wave should look like.