Sir, This is a Wendys {GenshinxF!reader}

Weird Thoughts

[Y/n]

Alright, Zhongli, you're big smart, right?

[Zhongli]

I would say I'm quite experienced.

[Y/n] 

k good good

so-

are gloves hand condoms?

[Xiao]

wha-

[Zhongli]

...I'm going to need to ask you to eleaborate

[Y/n]

right so

wait do you guys have protection over in Teyvat?

[Xiao]

yes..?

[Y/n]

look man, if you're still a virgin after all these years

then do I have a chance at snatching it-

[Xiao]

lol no.

[Y/n]

lmao so have you done it or not?

[Zhongli]

anyways... back on topic, why do you need to know if gloves are hand condoms?

[Y/n]

oh yeah

uh so I was chatting with a friend at lunch

And suddenly I thought of something

condom keeps uh

[Xiao]

reminder:

kids are still in here

[Y/n]

lol

yeah yeah

uh manly milk 

[Xiao]

-.-

[Zhongli]

and uh, how does this relate to gloves?

[Y/n]

gloves are also considered protection and keep things clean.

so doesn't that mean

they're kinda similiar.

[Zhongli]

mhm.

Well, I'd say they are quite different..

[Y/n]

but their uses!

it's practically the same thing