The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends and i have said as the gang

i haven't done one of these in a while so let's do it. this should be a long one

squirrels are vicious y'know? they're vicious animals -johnny

i don't know where they're from... no one likes them anyway -dally talking about the socs

do you in love? -two-bit

johnny: *shows a picture of a poster that says 'it's okay to be white'
ponyboy: "no it's not"

it's not my type of cup of tea -darry

i'm tired *phone buzzes* WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? -steve

i look so cute and cuddly but i'm not. i bite -dallas

*nirvana plays*
sodapop: oh after this song, i love weezer!

god damnit ponyboy -darry

it's the pizza guy 😠 -two-bit

you just slapped my bug bite -steve talking to sodapop

you're an egg -johnny

egg dally -ponyboy

i'm getting more and more lesbian each day -cherry

a young man kissing his old man self, what a pedo -ponyboy

dallas: *walks through the door after leaving the house five minutes ago* i forgot my towel
soda and pony: *laying in bed* Hdhufbdbd

ear fetish -steve

it actually compresses my titts, story time??? -two-bit

i'd give mr beast a kiss on the lips -sodapop

oh no oral sex! i'm gonna have a panic attack! i'm so scared! -dallas talking to johnny

clink 182 -darry

he was like can we have a threesome with ponyboy and i was like NO -johnny talking about dallas (real convo between my friend and i, it was actually me not ponyboy)

a gift from an old friend, she blocked me -dallas

it wasn't in the right formation -darry

once you hit 6'5 you're messed for life -dallas

i ask ppl what their favourite letter is. the only right answer is s because it duplicates things. like if you had pancake, then you have pancakes and you can have as many as you want. -ponyboy

the plural of mouse is meice and you can't change my mind -steve

ponyboy: how do you spell duplicate?
sodapop: yes

your sister just sent me a picture of you shirtless -dallas talking to two-bit

she just kicked me and i farted -dallas talking about cherry

they keep saying the f slut  -johnny

i'm eating my floor pasta -*dallas eating two-bit's salad they just dropped on the school floor* (fun story my friend was drinking when his happened)

i'm not touching your butt, i'm borrowing it -dallas

two: my mom broke her knee
steve: doesn't your mom have cancer?
two: yeah
steve: damn, double homicide

it should not cost this much to be gay -ponyboy

steve: how did you know i wasn't straight?
soda: dude, you kissed me
steve: so?
(this conversation happened in the mall and my other friend was walking in from of us and started laughing their ass off)

hey darling, wanna break up? -sandy to sodapop

i would catch you but your boobs weigh like a million pounds -cherry to marcia

i have this sweater i think you might like. it's like, rainbow -johnny to ponyboy

i don't care, i like milf porn -dallas

two fictional males i would fuck -ponyboy

that snap i just sent you looks like i'm holding my boob, but i'm not -two at marcia

you never know when dallas is gonna be like, *high voice* here's a berry blast pod because i love you -johnny 

canada's best days are not ahead of us. dumb bitch, shut up -dallas

i look like a greasy teenage boy who eats cigarettes -dallas

i don't know if he's dead or alive yo be honest -ponyboy talking about johnny

i like the red one because cranberry and russian doll colour -darry

some people just can't... read -ponyboy talking about sodapop

province/territory? your mom -dallas

darry: cause having cancer is fun 👍
johnny: i'm a pisces  

don't tell steve i have a fat crush on your dad -sodapop talking to ponyboy

that time when you have an orgasam in from of that class when you ment to say orginizim -darry

he asked me to give him a lap dance, and i did. it was in second grade. -ponyboy

awww that's ruby, she's dead -johnny

johnny: do they enjoy watching this?
dallas: yeah, they're americans

stroke your dead mom -ponyboy

there was too much nose -ponyboy talking about steve

IF IT WOULD STOP COMING OUT MY NOSE FOR A SEC -ponyboy trying to blow smoke rings

don't be come a porn -dallas talking to johnny

ponyboy: my lack of abs hurts
johnny: my will to live hurts