The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends have said as the gang

her voice sounds like brain damage -dallas

please don't share your covid with me -darry

i figured i'm immune to covid because i haven't gotten it yet -steve

i need to know, oh i sound like doja cat -sodapop

my brother bit a chunk out of my back cause i sat in his spider-man chair -darry

addiction is a mindset -dallas

mommy milkers -two-bit

it's a hot girl- pool- money -two-but

he's a penis with a small penis -steve

#beballerfolife -sodapop

i'm gonna plastic wrap your head -darry

my parents took my boobs away -two-bit

do you wanna be stabbed? -johnny

this is why i don't like whores -dallas

can i pressure wash your titties -steve

i wanna get fully naked rub this on my body and run around in the public bathroom -two-bit

i proposed to soda's juicy coochie -steve

i have a big mouth because i like cock -sodapop

i'm gonna play cookie run, have fun with your daddy -ponyboy

did you just kiss my shoulder? -dallas

i'm not gender fluid i'm just fluid in my gender -two-bit

i like men,,, sometimes -darry

steve: *drinking ginger ale*
two-bit: *takes the ginger ale* mmm soda

it's gooey like your mom -sodapop

balls all in the floor -steve

i'm gonna fuck your mom slowly -sodapop

piss but make it blue -two-bit

do you wanna snort my grandpa? -johnny

you smell like woman -johnny talking to dal after a night out

oh my god man pda fuck -ponyboy

it's called the impregnate and run -dallas

she's had sex... she's had a dick inside of her -two-bit

he told me you're lying about being homophobic and you're actually a faggot -sodapop talking to steve

you're a witch harry -ponyboy

have you ever got kicked out of the sperm donner place for gurgling the sperm? -steve

are you gonna suck my penis in a mall restroom? -steve talking to soda

i think i'm going to have to assault your grandmother -two-bit

teachers yelling reminds me of my parents fighting when i was a lad -johnny

they had a lot of sex in that show -darry

they'll be like dang shawty you got a fat ass -steve

"i just ate ass and i'm really happy about it" sodapop -steve

my mom is basically single but she works at walmart -two-bit

i don't know what you gotta do but i've gotta snap my hoes -dallas

i stick my dick in a rostisorary baker -steve

the high school experience BITCH -two-bit after doing his junior year for the third time