The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends ahve said as thw gang

i'm feeding you so say thank you

smoke pot get big feet -dallas

and that's how they man population was started 👍 -ponyboy

the perfect canable -twobit

🎶my mom is really bipolar, she had BPD🎶 -steve

i told missle -ponyboy

it was his pepe holder -ponyboy

big feet equals big meat -sodapop

i want polo ass -sodapop

tate's like ghost face -twobit

the ass is gonna be huge, they were my moms -steve

jesus flavoured pods -dallas

a pov a day keeps satin away -darry

i don't care i eat muffin -sodapop

her eyebrow wrinkles were sarong at me -twobit

can you stop rubbing me with a cucumber? -sodapop

death cum, you want some carrots? -steve

sugar free cock!! -ponyboy

my parents were out getting costco -johnny

two condoms, one for each of my dicks -dallas

i have a picture of me as hair -steve

i sake my ass everytime cardi b comes on, i guess i got parkinson's -twobit

it's the milk -johnny

you cough like a smoker -darry

stop gropping steve's breast -ponyboy

he's grabbing his boob -steve

kissed yo bitch -dallas

ugh, someone in angela's family died🙄 -ponyboy

stev love why are you watching me sleep  -sodapop

why do you don't like weezer? -sodapop

i just inhaled taki dust -johnny

steve: can you agree i'm not a lesbian?
sodapop: i'm doing the bdsm test

i'm quitting autism -twobit (i just feel like he'd say this)

takis cure autism-ponyboy

this tastes like ginger, am i gonna have sticky lips now? -johnny

dick and balls everywhere. put them away -dallas

i got the videos of the bothers being all... GAY together -steve

you listen to weezer more than you listen to your therapist -steve talking to sodapop

i have a mental state on a sixty year old -darry

tastes like teeth -dallas

where's my simple dimple? -ponyboy

you don't have a piss drawer that you swim in actively? -steve

wait i don't have six fingers -twobit

want some nose sugar? -sodapop

i'll put you in a hole. i'll put you in a deep hole. -dallas

don't you lean on me, i'm not a fucking wall -dallas

what a fruit -sodapop

eggs are for mom cause she's diabetic -steve

i pissed on your carpet -twobit

you ever just broom your driveway? -steve

i'm sorry i have a hairy breast -darry