things my friends ahve said as the ganf

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my google home said pp -sodapop

the word pussy is so pussy -pony

oh no you saw my boobs -darry

i'm taking all your trauma -dallas

do you wanna lick my balls? -steve

i pulled a muscle in my leg so it hurts really bad to wap -twobit

i love titty candy -dallas

i know what you did with that hand -johnny

sorry i just stared at your boobs -twobit

c'mer you little shit -darry

also my ballad are judge -dallas

johnny: are you positive?
dallas: hiv positive
johnny: are you actually?
dallas: no!! how dare you?! *starts playing the kahoot theme song*

you could've come with us. you could've came if you wanted to. -darry

that's what she said AHAHAHHAHA -soda

i have thypohermia -johnny

too wind -darry

dallas: can i pee on your mom?
johnny: sure

don't talk to me i'm blind, i can't hear you -darry

i have a feature bank too -darry

on the toilster -steve

i'm gonna throw a coffee machine at your face -darry

i'm not racist.......... i'm french -twobit

i did not stick my dick in a fake fish -steve

if you saw me out in the wild, what kind of phone do you think i would use? -pony

i'm gonna kill him, i have a knife. oh! you have a knife too -bob

my brother is playing with a polar bear mail box, he doesn't give a fuck -pony

i have issues... mental trauma, if you will -dallas

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