The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my freinds have said as the gang

yes i love riding steve -soda

are we making out on a pool table -dally

i used to live in a trailer park and shoot nerf guns at woman -dally

stop throwing rocks at my cock -ponyboy

johnny: this part of the store is making me want a baby
dally: well good thing i pulled out

gotta break out my apple slices -darry

oh how the turn tables -dally

i'm too scared to shave my nipples cause i feel like i'll shot them off -steve

i got smushed and i'm not complaining- johnny

my girlfriend didn't get her sunday -ponyboy

i love you and your tittys -steve

can you try not to kill my mom with a cabbage? -twobit

the streams not working -tim

i'm not publicly shitting -dally

have you been crying or playing with glitter? -ponyboy

what a day to be an iphone! -ponyboy

hi i'm johnny.... give me money... please.... -johnny

pop your pussy!!! -sodapop

my titty is gonna fall out and my ass is gonna pop -sodapop

dally: i thought you were gonna suck my dick
johnny: that sucks. you thought wrong.

dally: can i show you my favourite christian song?
ponyboy : sure why not
dally: hey google, play disaster piece by slipknot

it's not because they're old it's because i'm hot -sodapop

i didn't mean to kick you in the head, i thought you were dead -ponyboy

give me your pants, you've lost pant privileges -darry

how do we feel about this mask sich? -darry

it's really hot out. give me your shirt -johnny

i need some wood... -johnny

i'll find you a picture of my husbands dump truck, don't you worry -ponyboy

he sent me a dick pic and it was nice. it was clean, it was a work of art -sodapop

i love having a straight best friend -twobit

*at the gym*
steve: what's next?
sodapop: death

this is awkward while i'm coochie clasping -sodapop

i have a problem... my problem is that i'm too hot -sodapop

what's wrong with my perm? -tim

ponyboy : i think you put something in my sunny d
darry: yeah, cocain? you caught me.

i think you need to remember that this is a treadmill, not your boyfriends pp -darry talking to sodapop

wanna try and ride a goat with me? -ponyboy

fuck cheat sheets, i have goldfish -dally

i absorb the summer rays and become a light -dally

you're reducing your stress by recycling that hoe -twobit

it's just steve on the moon with a big ass -sodapop

do you wanna put your pants on? -johnny