Peril: Wow, you're an animus, Turtle! I bet you can do the most amazing things! Show me what you have enchanted!
Turtle: Well, I have this rock that helps me feel less sore. I have this broken stick that I used to hide me from Darkstalker, although that's kind of useless now that he's been defeated.
Peril: Okayyyyyy, anything else?
Turtle: I had a piece of kelp to make me a tiny bit faster than some of my brothers, but I lost it.
Peril: Is-Is that it?
Turtle: No, I have a bowl to double the amount of things put into it, I have some writing slates that sends messages, but it only works one way.
Peril: Oh, I bet you're saving the best thing for last, right?
Turtle: A piece of coral to help me find things, and, last but not least-
Peril: Yes, yes?
Turtle: Qibli's earring to protect him from Darkstalker's magic!
Peril: .....
Turtle: Oh, wait, I guess that's kind of useless now too, since we defeated Darksta-
Peril: THAT'S IT???
Peril: *Sets fire to Turtle's animus objects*
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
