Fate: *Poofs into the cave* Welcome... *Snaps and transports them to the arena* to the FINAL DAY of Arena Atlantis!!! Guess what we're doing! Go on, guess!
Jade: *Skeptically* Lemme guess. A fight to the death.
Fate: A fight to the death!!!
Jade: Called it.
BlueFlame: ...Fate?
Fate: Yes?
BlueFlame: I think I know your name.
Fate: *Hopeful* Really? If you say it, you can free me from this prison in Arena Atlantis.
BlueFlame: Oh! I knew it started with a T, because that's what you started it with before cutting off. Well, before, you said that you were cursed in a 'twisted' way. Is your name...
Fate: Yes, yes?
BlueFlame: Fate'Twister?
Fate: YESSSSS!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! *Starts transporting around them faster and faster and faster, so fast it becomes a blur. His laughter becomes louder and surrounds them, coming from every direction. They're surrounded in a purple smoke, and they can't see anything*
Starfrost: What- what IS this?
Fate: I'M FREE!!!
BlueFlame: What?
Fate: Oh, you FOOL!!! You REALLY THOUGHT I would release you?
Jade: Yeah? I mean, you had a sad backstory and everything...
Fate: A LIE!!! A TRICK!!! AN ACT!!! I'm a very good acter, wouldn't you agree?
BlueFlame: Wait, so ALL OF THAT, EVERYTHING YOU SAID-
Fate: A lie. There is no powers of Ultimatum, no powers of death, no friend I killed, no me liking Airy, not even a GLADIATOR!!! I made it all up!!!
Starfrost: Wait, then... what really happened?
Fate: Well... I was banned to Arena Atlantis 7,367 years ago. There were dragons who saw my powers, and my... insanity? I'll go with that word. They locked me away here... And I've been announcing matches like that, gladiator matches, for 7,367 years today. The only way I could escape was if someone said my name, and I, myself, WASN'T allowed to say it... so I figured I'd drop you some hints. I figured, though, if this would be my last match, I'd make it FUN. A fight where I kill ONE DRAGON each round. I made you sympathize with me, make you WANT to say my name. And look. At. That. I'm FREE!!! FREE AT LAST!!!
Jade: COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT US!!! WE CAN TAKE YOU!!!
Fate: ...FLIP IT!!! I forgot... I don't have a definite form yet... I need to finish the actual gladitorial MATCH to escape... oh, wait... *Laughs crazily* I have JUST the champion I need...
Jade: What do you- OH! OH! WHAT IS HAPPENING? *Jade's eyes turn yellow with red slits, just like Fate's were, and her tail becomes slimmer with a tuft of fur at the end, like Fate's*
Jade: Oh, how I've MISSED possessing people... ah! There it is! See, the look on your FACES! That's always worth it... now... get ready to die. *Runs up, and kills Starfrost with one swipe*
Starfrost: *Chokes* Midnight... I'm coming...
BlueFlame: NO!!! FATE'TWISTER, I FLIPPIN' TRUSTED YOU, YOU SON OF A-
Jade: *Chuckles* Language... *Runs up and tries to slit BlueFlame's throat, but fails, as BlueFlame dodges*
ONE ELABORATE FIGHT SCENE I WON'T BOTHER TO DESCRIBE LATER
Jade: *Throat gets slitted by BlueFlame* NOOOO!...
BlueFlame: *Breathing heavily* YOU'RE DEAD, FATE'TWISTER.
Fate: *The fog disappears and BlueFlame can hear his voice* You really think you KILLED ME? You just killed Jade. Your FRIEND. I'm still here, and don't worry, I'll be back soon enough.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *There's a snapping sound and BlueFlame is transported out of the arena*
Fate: That's not the end of me... I'll. Be. Back....
WELP, THAT'S THE END!!! Ik, I'm so evil. I ended on a CLIFF-HANGERRRRR :3 But don't worry, I will 100% continue this. Should I do it as my next spoof though? Hmmm... Anyways, I'll be taking new OCs next time I start it up again in Spoof 2, but I don't think... it'll be like hunger games-y. What should it be like? Comment down below, and vote, I worked VERY hard on this spoof. :3 All for now!
-BricketFan
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