Cricket: Hey, guys, how's it going? Is it going good? Everything okay over there? Anything, um, anything specific I can help you with?
Blue: Nope!
Sundew: Nnnnnnnnoooooo...
Sundew: Hey, why DO you want to help us? What are you playing at?
Cricket: W-what?! Nothing. Nothing! Ha ha, it's, um, it's nothing.
Sundew: *Pins Cricket*
Blue: SUNDEW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Sundew: Well, she was OBVIOUSLY lying.
Cricket: I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT! - oop
Cricket: *Covers mouth with talons*
Sundew: AHA! So you DID do something! WHAT WAS IT?!
Cricket: I was... maybe...
Cricket: *Gulp*
Sundew: What the- what did you do?
Blue: I'M SO CONFUSED!!!
Cricket: I, uh, maybe, kind of... sort of...
Sundew: Well, HURRY UP! Spit it out!
Cricket: IwastestingoutwhatbulletantpropertieswereandIaccidentallyletthemallloseI'msorrySundewI'llneverdoitagainnnnnnnn
Sundew: WHAT?! YOU WERE TESTING OUT MY BULLET ANTS?! WHY?!!!
Cricket: To see if they had any medicinal purposes and whatnot...
Sundew: Ohhhh, that's IT. You're going DOWN, CRICKET. D-O-W-N, DOWN.
Cricket: Um, Sundew?
Sundew: Yeah?
Cricket: I know how to spell down.
Sundew: That's it.
Cricket: *Wasn't seen for a few weeks after that*
Blue: WHERE IS SHE?! I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!
Sundew: Calm down, I'm sure it's fiiine.
Cricket: Hi, guys.
Blue: CRICKET! WHERE WERE YOU?!
Sundew: *Throat slash motion*
Cricket: Well, I was...
Sundew: 👀
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Cricket
Cricket: I TRIPPED. UH, DOWN... THE STAIRS. I FELL OFF... THE STAIR. RAIL. I TRIPPED AND FELL OFF THE STAIR RAIL. YUP.
Blue: Oh. okay.
Sundew: I can testify to that. ;)
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
