Opposite Day

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Sunny: And those are all the reasons why I hate rabbits.

Starflight: Wait, what? I thought you hated rabbits?

Sunny: ACK!

Starflight: ACK!

Starflight: We seem to be talking directly!

Glory: Keep being weird, guys.

Glory: Uh what.

Glory: I'm not speaking in opposites!

Glory: Oh, Starflight just said the opposite of what I said, but dumbly.

Sunny: I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

Tsunami: Well, I know what they're talking about.

Sunny: Uhhhhh

Tsunami: Uhhhh

Glory: Wait

Tsunami: WAIT YES

Everyone: IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY!

Starflight: That's incorrect! It's not opposite day, which means we won't speak in oppsites. And, eventually, we won't stop talking in opposites, and our personalities will just flat-out not change. At least until opposite day isn't over. (Um if you didnt understand that, it means: It's opposite day, which means we'll speak in opposites. And, eventually, we'll stop talking in opposites and our personalities will just become opposites. At least until opposite day is over.)

Tsunami: Well that's good.

Sunny: Yeah! I'm not scared at all.

Glory: W-

Glory: Huh, something doesn't feel different.

Opposite Tsunami: Oh! Wait, I think Glory means that something DOES feel different. ACK! MY NAME CHANGED! LOOK, THE AUTHOR DID SOMETHING TO MY NAMEEE! Y-yeah... I'm kind of scared, you guys. We should stop and think for a second!

Opposite Starflight: There's no TIME TO STOP AND THINK! LET'S JUST HIT THINGS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON! *Goes over at hits a bunch of rocks, and then a tree.

Opposite Tsunami: *Sniffle* Okay... no need to be so loud.

Opposite Glory: Awwww, Tsunami, there's no need to cry! Shhh, don't cry. As your very best friend, I'm here for you.

Opposite Tsunami: Oh, thanks, Glory!

Opposite Sunny: SHUT IT!

Opposite Tsunami: AHHHHHHH! You sc-scared me, Sunny! There's no need to be mean.

Opposite Sunny:  Well, DEAL WITH IT! THE WORLD IS CRUEL! There's a monster inside us all.

Opposite Starflight: Uhhhh there is? Get it out!

Clay: *Walks in* Hey, guys. 

Opposite Glory: Oh, best friend Clay! Come here!

Clay: Uhhhhhhh okay?

Opposite Tsunami: AH! CLAY! You snuck on me! *Sniffle sniffle* I think I'm going to cry...

Clay: ........

Clay: Did I miss something?

Opposite Sunny: YEAH! You missed TSUNAMI BEING A WIMP! Oh, wait. THAT'S HOW SHE ALWAYS IS!

Clay: .....yeah I definitely missed something.

Opposite day: *ends*

Starflight: Oh, hey, Clay.

Glory: Yeah, hey.

Sunny: So good to see you, Clay!

Tsunami: Where WERE you, Clay?

Clay: Just getting me some chicken nuggies...

THE END

BEWARE THE DANGERS OF OPPOSITE DAY

OR ELSE...

MWE HE HE HE HE HEEEE


(Oh, and if you wanted to here what they really were saying, here:)


Sunny: And those are all the reasons why I love rabbits.

Starflight: Wait, what? I thought you loved rabbits?

Sunny: ACK!

Starflight: ACK!

Starflight: We seem to be talking in opposites!

Glory: Stop being weird, guys.

Glory: Uh what.

Glory: I'm speaking in opposites!

Glory: Oh, Starflight just said what I said, but smarter.

Sunny: I don't know what you're talking about.

Tsunami: Well, I don't know what they're talking about.

Sunny: Uhhhhh

Tsunami: Uhhhh

Glory: Wait

Tsunami: WAIT NO

Everyone: IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!

Starflight: That's correct! It's opposite day, which means we speak in oppsites. And, eventually, we'll stop talking in opposites, and our personalities will just flat-out change. At least until opposite day is over.

Tsunami: Well that's bad.

Sunny: Yeah! I'm scared at all.

Glory: W-

Glory: Huh, something feels different.

(And then their personalities change into the opposite of what it usually is, which means that they talk normally but just with an opposite personality. Okie bya for now,

-Bricket)

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