Atlantis: *Rushes into Main Hall while everyone's eating*
Atlantis: CORPSEEEEEEE! CORPSE - IN THE DUNGEON!!!
Atlantis: Thought you ought to know- *Faints*
Everyone: *Absolute chaos*
Atlas Rumblemore: SILENCE!!!
Everyone: *Silence, conveniently*
Atlas: Everyone, to their common rooms. Teachers, with me to the dungeons.
ON THE WAY TO THE COMMON ROOMS, THE DRAGONETS MERGE TOGETHER
Sugar-Ant: Whoa. That was intense.
Atlantis: You bet your butt it was...
Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah...
Anglerfish: *Smirks* Oh, that's just the START.
T'Challa: What do you mean?
Anglerfish: *Smirks* I think YOU know very well what I mean.
Anglerfish: Wwwell, I heard from Tiger-Lily that the body was a little Hufflepuff by the name of PEBBLE.
Fate'Writer: *Gasps*
Dusk: Wait, how'd Tiger-Lily hear about it, then? Did SHE kill her?
Anglerfish: No, Tiger-Lily was walking to detention with Professor McDonagol, when she looked inside and saw Pebble. She thought she was asleep, because she heard somewhere SilkWings were just as lazy as RainWings. But she was dead.
Jewel'Snatcher: Are you SURE?
Sugar-Ant: I don't know... that seems kind of sketchy.
Time'Shard: Yes, it doesn't seem very logical, does it?
Anglerfish: Well, you have to know WHY she's dead, don't you?
T'Challa: Nnnno?
Anglerfish: *Smirkidy smirk smirk* Because she's a HUFFLEPUFF. Her parents were MUGGLES. They wouldn't get a full-blood like ME.
Lily: They
Anglerfish: The heir of Slytherin, of course.
Time'Shard: But you were eating with us, and you said Tiger-Lily was innocent, but you two are the only Slytherins.
Tiger-Lily: *Walks in, but walks in SASSILY*
Tiger-Lily: That's because they're in HIDING. They chose not to be in Slytherin, though it would be preferable to them, but they're hidden amongst us RIGHT NOW. At this. Very. Moment.
T'Challa: *Gasps*
Fate'Writer: Come on, now, that's ridiculous. Plus, how do we KNOW Tiger-Lily is innocent?
Tiger-Lily: Believe what you want, but I'm going to find out WHO it is.
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
