:O THE ONE HUNDREDTH SPOOF, Y'ALL!!! WHAAAAAAAAT? I'd laik to thank everyone for their support :))))) now, let's get GOINGGGGG!!! (Btw, in the last spoof I actually meant to kill off AtlantiS, but I accidentally killed off AtlantiC, and I'm too lazy to change it, saurrrrr...)
Time'Shard: Looks like... it's time for potions for us.
T'Challa: Who's us?
Time'Shard: Okay, how about this? Fate'Writer, Lily, Atlantis, and I are going to potions. You, Dusk, Rain'Drop and Jewel'Snatcher are going to transfiguration. Tiger-Lily and Anglerfish are going to charms. Got it?
Everyone: Got it!
IN THE POTIONS CLASSROOM
Fate'Writer: When's class going to START already? Geez, you'd think the potions teacher would SHOW UP to their own-
???: Hello...
Fate'Writer: *Sees a big, black NightWing, but with extremely faint silver scales under his wings, that are more gray. Oh, and also, I forgot to describe Atlas Rumblemore, but he's an orange SkyWing, but a dark orange, not a pale orange* Who are YOU?
Big, black NightWing: I am your TEACHER, Professor Snaepe.
Fate'Writer: Oh.
Prof. Snaepe: Well, it seems we have a smart aleck in the classroom, don't we? What is your name?
Fate'Writer: Fate'Writer.
Prof. Snaepe: Fate'Writer, SIR.
Fate'Writer: (Actual Harry Potter ROAST) There's no need to call me sir, professor.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Prof. Snaepe: Fate'Writer! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
Fate'Writer: I-I don't know, sir.
Prof. Snaepe: Uh-HUH. That's what I THOUGHT.
AFTER A BORING POTIONS LESSON
Fate'Writer: UGHHH, that was the WORST.
Time'Shard: Agreed, actually.
Lily: Yeah...
Atlantis: I will have to agree, as well.
Prof. Snaepe: I HEARD THAT!
Lily: Llllllet's get out of here.
Atlantis: Come on! Let's meet up with every- AUGHHHH...
Lily: ATLANTIS!!! WHAT HAPPENED?
Lily: *Whips around and sees Atlantis stabbed in the back*
Lily: Who DID THAT? He's DEAD.
Time'Shard: It wasn't me! I was... actually right next to him.
Lily: Me, too...
Fate'Writer: I wasn't.
Atlantis: *Opens eyes* I'm not dead... Hoo! In fact, I feel-
Atlantis: *Faints, but gets back up* I'm good! I feel... GREAT, actually. But it's so weird... I FEEL amazing... but I see that there's a literal KNIFE in me... yeah, I don't know.
Lily: Weeeee should probably get you to the doctor.
Atlantis: *Eyes flicker to pale brown for a moment* No! Don't do that!
Time'Shard: Why ever not?
Atlantis: Um... I don't want to give Madam Pomflea any more trouble. She already has a lot of quidditch injuries to deal with...
Time'Shard: Oh... okay.
Lily: Fine, I guess.
Fate'Writer: Are you sure?
Atlantis: Yup.
Fate'Writer: Let's... head back, then?
Time'Shard: I guess?
MEETS UP WITH OTHER GROUP AND EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED
Rain'Drop: Wwwwhat. That's weird.
Atlantis: Yeah, it is...
Anglerfish: *Runs up* AHHHHH!!! OHHHH, WHY??? WHYYYYYYY??? TIGER-LILY'S DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!
Dusk: Uhhhhhhh, what?
Anglerfish: You know when we bumped into your group? Immediately after ya'll left, the lights went off and she was STABBED with a KNIFE.
T'Challa: Oh, yeah, the lights went off, I remember.
Tiger-Lily: Nnnnope! I'm fine! *Walking into room*
Anglerfish: HUH-BUT-BUT I SAW YOU GET STABBED!
Tiger-Lily: Actually? I feel AMAZING!
Atlantis: SEEEEE? *High fives Tiger-Lily*
Atlantis: I got stabbed, too, and I feel AWESOME!
T'Challa: Yeah, those aren't normal... stabby symptoms.
Jewel'Snatcher: We should write up a new suspect list.
Lily: Oh, by the way, we don't think it's Fate'Writer. She wasn't near Atlantis when he got stabbed.
Dusk: Same with Jewel'Snatcher and Rain'Drop.
Time'Shard: So, let's make a new suspect list.
Lily
Time'Shard
Time'Shard: Wow... just us.
Lily: Yeah.. heh. Um, I gotta... go somewhere not next to Time'Shard.
Time'Shard: Yyyyeah...
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
