Wof Spoofs

EXAMINATION

So, today, I will be EXAMINING Whiteout's quotes to see what they mean. Because I'm a genius. Well, I overexamine things, let's say that.

"That's all right, he's not going to snow for a while."  Okie, think about this for a second and the hourglass. The white sand looks like snow, and it's bad, so she's saying he's not going to go evil for a while. Wow. Smart kid.

"It's too late. The sand is falling." Well, this one's pretty obvious. It shows that she knows he's going insane and it's too late to stop it.

"Only one of us will, depending on who loses the future." This one was a bit tougher, but I think it's about how he's losing his good futures by going evil and sending the thing to kill the IceWings because of Foeslayer.

"The hole is too big. We're going to fall into it forever." Well, DUH, when Darkstalker's goin' evil and stuff, and whatnot.

"Definitely azure on the inside. I like the way she knits." I'm thinking this is saying that Clearsight has good intentions on the inside, and her 'knitting' is basically saying that Whiteout likes how Clearsight likes to change the future the good way.

"Oh, I thought the marbles represented the chaos theory and I was just another unpredictable whim of the universe." Just the best quote in the series. She's awesome. :3

"In this turn of the hourglass, yes. But when I crush you with my heart piece, everything flips." Okay, so the hourglass is obviously the soul reader, but the heart piece? Well... I'm not really sure. There's multiple meaning for it. One could be her heart, and when she dies or something happens in a future, then he goes good again. Or it could refer to his brotherly love for her, and she uses it to turn him good or something.

"Tangerine. Probability. Spelunking." OKAY, THIS ONE TOOK FOREVER. Tangerines are, like, red, like lava. I know it's kind of a long shot, but... it might be the future NightWing island? I think she's predicting the future NightWing island. Probability might be the probability of that happening, and spelunking... ooo, this was a hard one. I'm thinking it might be about the DoDs, and how they grew up in a cave and they'll save them from the island and they'll grow up in the rainforest? I dunno. This is all kind of a long shot. But, you know, It's Whiteout, soooo...

So, you know how Whiteout's egg was... weird? It didn't turn silver? Well, I think she got foresight, but even better than Clearsight's. This foresight is really, REALLY impressive, but cryptic and hidden under her words. She knew what was going to happen, and tried to say it, but because she had, like, a mental illness, I don't think she could. Anyways, she's a solid character, and one of the best. All for now!

-BricketFan