Sundew: Everyone, welcome to Life Or Death Answers!
Sundew: Today, we have Blue, Cricket, and Belladonna here with us!
Sundew: The rules are, I give you one question. If you answer it right, you live! If you answer it wrong, I'll attack you!
Blue: That seems..... needlessly violent?
Sundew: Oh, it is!
Sundew: Anways, the question is....
Sundew: Am I straight?
Sundew: Blue, you're first!
Blue: *Imagines himself in Sundew's talons*
Blue: No.
Sundew: Cricket, your turn.
Cricket: *Does mathematical probablities*
Cricket: No.
Sundew: Your turn, Mom.
Belladonna: Ha! Easy! Yes! After all, you're going to marry Mandrake, whether you like it or not.
Sundew: Blue and Cricket, you were right!
Sundew: Belladonna, you were wrong!
Sundew: NOW I'M MORTALLY OFFENDED AND YOU WILL DIE.
Sundew: *Attacks*
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
