Fate: *Poofs in cave*
BlueFlame: Oh, great, here comes the big mouth.
Jade: I think you mean the big ***-
Fate: HEY, LANGUAGE!!! *Snaps, and puts clamps on Jade*
Fate: Geez, the NERVE of some dragons. Anyways! We're doing a... BINGO TOURNAMENTTTT!!! *Airhorn noises play*
Foxpaw: Bingo?
Aero: Yeah, what is that?
Fate: Of all the uncultered- Okay, here's the instructions. *Snaps and the instructions appear*
BlueFlame: Sounds easy enough.
Fate: Not the way WE'RE playing! *Snaps and transports them into the arena*
Fate: Instead of getting only one column or row or diagonal, you have to get...
Fate: BLACKOUT!!! Where you have to get EVERY. SINGLE. SQUARE. ON YOUR BOARD. FILLED.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Fate: Also, I'm saving Elsa.
Midnight: Phew...
HOURS OF EXTREME TENSION LATER
Foxpaw: First
Jade: Second
BlueFlame: Third
Midnight: Fourth
Aero: Fifth
Fate: Airy... I can't believe... *Turns to gladiator* Do I have t-
Gladiator: *Very loud weird noises*
Fate: *Eyes widen* Okay... Airy, I have to kill you or I'm going to be killed, but I'll let you choose the way of death you want.
Aero: Just stand up to him!
Fate: Dragons who try that become dead within the first five seconds. I can't.
Aero: You can!
Fate: Listen to me. I'm a coward. I know it. You'll keep telling me to stand up, and I'll say no, every time, it'll be a cycle. But here's a reason for YOU. If he kills me, he's going to kill everyone else immediately after....... probably in the most gruesome way.
Aero: He's going to kill everyone else?
Fate: ....
Fate: Yes.
Aero: ......
Aero: Can I die peacefully?
Fate: *Smiles gratefully*
Fate: *Snaps, and Aero dies, but she floats to the ground, light comes from the sky, and a flower transports into her claws*
Fate: *Doesn't look at anyone, and snaps, transporting them to the cave and taking off Jade's clamps*
BlueFlame: That was... what happened to Fate?
Jade: He seemed to really like her. OOOOOO, SHIPPPPPP?
Fate: *Snaps inside the cave*
Fate: If you ship us, I'll personally keep your mouth clamped the rest of the competition.
Jade: THEN WHAT'S THE REASON, HMMM, MR. SMARTY PANTS?
Fate: .... *Snaps out*
Foxpaw: Well... think about it. He does these matches all the time, working for terrible people. That's his life, and I guess he's learned to have fun with it. But, he doesn't really visit anyone else. I don't... he doesn't have many friends, does he? So, he takes what he can get.
BlueFlame: That's the most Disney cliche thing I've ever heard.
Foxpaw: But is it true?
BlueFlame: ...maybe, actually.
Jade: We'll have to ask the next time we see him.
BlueFlame: And find the TRUTH about Fate.
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
