🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: GUYS, I THINK WE HAVE A-
Weapons_Unlimited: Hi!
🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: stalker....
Weapons_Unlimited: Would you like to buy some armor? We have four pieces, including the four legs, the body, and the head! It's all made out of real SkyWing metal! Would you like to purchase it?
Q1bl1_Rules: NO! NOT A SCAMMER! THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WINTER!!!
PrinceWinterOfIceWings: Hey! That's my line! Scammers are the only thing I hate more than you!
TurtleIsHere: Oh my gosh, we have a scammer?
Weapons_Unlimited: Would you like to buy original SeaWing beaded swords? They're very real, and they deal twice as much damage as regular ones! Would you like to purchase it?
TurtleIsHere: .........that's not a thing. I should know. I'm a SeaWing.
Q1bl1_Rules: The real question is how did a scammer get phone number? Who would give away..... personal ....... information.....
Q1bl1_Rules: KINKAJOU!!
TurtleIsHere: KINKAJOU!!
PrinceWinterOfIceWings: KINKAJOU!!
🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: KINKAJOU!!
CarnelianToTheDeath🩸: KINKAJOU!!
CarnelianToTheDeath🩸: I JUST READ THE MESSAGES. YOU LET A SCAMMER ON TO OUR GROUP CHAT?!
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Hi! I just changed my username again! What is it?
PrinceWinterOfIceWings: YOU LET A SCAMMER ONTO THE GROUP CHAT!
Q1bli_Rules: Winter, let me handle this. Kinkajou, did you give anyone your or our phone number recently?
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Hmmmmmm....
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Oh, did you mean that nice guy who asked for my phone number at the grocery store? The one with the trench coat and sunglasses who asked if I would step into his van so he could give me candy? And I said I had to go, but maybe some other time?
Qibli_Rules: ........
PrinceWinterOfIceWings: ........
🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
TurtleIsHere: ......yes.
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Yeah, I did give him that.
Q1bl1_Rules: Wait, did you give him any other personal information?
Weapons_Unlimited: Would you like to buy some jewel embedments? They're very cheap, and can be purchased in all different colors! Would you like to purchase it?
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Yes!
PrinceWinterOfIceWings: WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Oh, not much.
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Just our phone numbers, tribes, credit card numbers, mother's maiden names, etc.
CarnelianToTheDeath🩸: KINKAJOU! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
Q1bl1_Rules: Leave this to me. All those times of annoying Winter have paid off.
Q1bl1_Rules: There, he's blocked.
Armor_Forever: Would you like to purchase authentic SandWing armor? It comes with a special discount of 10% off! Get it while it's in sale! Would you like to purchase it?
🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: Kinkajou.... did you tell this information to anyone else?
KINAJOU💖🧡💛💚💙💜: Yup! All the trench coat guy's friends wanted to know!
🌓MoonTheScrollLover🌗: Oh no.....
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
